occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.
Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Three Goblin Art
AnasAbdin
#extradirty
DEAR READER
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms
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@jaffinch
“Hi, I’m Ezra Miller, and I’m a walking man, a man who knows how to walk.”
“See, here I am walking like a normal walking person. I like to walk a lot, and I’m very good at it.”
“Now I’m finished walking, I like to stand in my ‘I am no longer walking pose.’ It’s the pose I, and many other walking people, like to adopt to signify we have finished walking.”
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- 番う風、繋いだ手 -
By るなちっく
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Kinda actually turning into a bit of a Cheval fan.
not even we can’t escape this maymay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEAAAAAA
I’m so late in the game but RIP vine
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Hitboxes by game
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*
“The staff count as people” has me dead
Worked in a coffee shop where I had to be on site for 6am to open at 7am. We had a drop down shutter at the front which we would usually leave open by about maybe half a foot at best until we opened it fully. I was sorting out the coffee machine one morning at about half 6 when some old guy started to crawl under the shutter. I shouted over that we were still closed and he replied ‘I THOUGHT SO BUT FIGURED ID JUST CHECK FIRST’ before worming his way back out. Who does this. Who. Who sees a closed shutter and thinks that its the perfect time to enter???
I had a woman swear at me and storm off yelling “WELL I WAS GOING TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY HERE BUT NOW I’LL GO TO *COMPETITOR STORE*”, because I let my colleague in the door at 15 mins before opening time, but wouldn’t let her in too.
We are not OPEN. The tills are TURNED OFF. I physically CANNOT SELL YOU WARES.
There is a reason they set Dawn of the Dead in a shopping mall.
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FUCK YOUR SOCIAL LIVES I'M GONNA BE AN ELF.
thinking of starting a hair dye blog, since
1. i dye it the whole time 2. i get pissed off when swatches aren’t accurate and like keeping track of what it really looks like 3. i go on beeunique and i know there are probably a shitload of these blogs on tumblr but hey maybe it’d be fun 4. i dunno….
Call it Alex-is-dyeing
This is now mandatory.
Found this in the loo
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
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i cant fucking wait !!!!!!
Good god.
"This is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you." | Dogma (1999)
