Haechan: hello 911
Operator: hello what’s your emergency
Haechan: these men wouldn’t stop laughing
Operator: ok yeah that’s annoying but not a crime
Haechan: wtf is manslaughter then
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Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
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we're not kids anymore.
NASA

let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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sheepfilms

izzy's playlists!
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The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Haechan: hello 911
Operator: hello what’s your emergency
Haechan: these men wouldn’t stop laughing
Operator: ok yeah that’s annoying but not a crime
Haechan: wtf is manslaughter then

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Mark: wait we can’t go in there, it says 18+ only and there’s two of us
Jaemin: you’re so dumb
Jaemin: just invite more people
Hello it's the creepy guesser. How are you doing? :')
We stan the creepy guesser here
I’m doing good :)) wby
Lucas is me and I am Lucas. "Yes, those are birds"
Me too hunny me too lmfao
Lucas: I’m an expert at identifying birds
Kun: ok what about those ones flying over there?
Lucas: yup, they’re all birds

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can y’all pLEASE STOP TAGGING ME IN RAY BAN SUNGLASSES SHIT I-
I’ve been tagged f o u r times WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Ten: have u ever smelled upsexy?
Johnny: smelled what
Ten: upsexy
Johnny: what the fuck is that
Ten: what the fuck is what
Johnny: what’s upsexy
Ten: nothin much hbu
Haechan: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Taeyong: you’re a hazard to society
Jaemin: and a coward. do 20
Lucas: old people burp and be like “thank you god”
Yangyang: they probably thought it was their last breath
*both turn to look at kun*
Kun: I never thanked any higher power after burping so y’all can turn back around
Yangyang: sure gramps
Haechan: I hope I don’t wake up
Doyoung: same
Haechan: see u in the next life
Doyoung: oh no I meant I hope you don’t wake up. i’m doing just fine

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Whether it’s January 1st, 2021, or not, I just want to say a Happy New Year to you! We may not know what 2021 will bring us, but we can only focus on the good things. Thank you for your time last/ this year and continue to find ways that make your blog grow with NCTzens.
Thank you for this amazing ask and happy new year to you too! I can only thank the wonderful people that follow me for how far this blog has come :)
Mark: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m going to try and be aggressively passive
Sungchan: wait what
Mark: don’t mess with me bitch i’ll fucking forgive you do not test me
[johnten texting]
Johnny: hey I’ve got something to show you ;)
Ten: you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship
Johnny: I don’t have anything to show you
[nct texting]
Taeyong: it takes 45 muscles to frown, but only 10 muscles to smile. i think we should all be a little happier :)
Yuta: frown all day. lose weight. get ripped. gainz.
Johnny: there are two types of people...
I don't know why I didn't come across your account earlier but I'm really obsessed with your account omg😂💜💜
aww thank u so much!! im glad you like my content ^-^ it means a lot ❤️❤️

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Johnny: money aside, what’s something that you need right now?
Jaehyun: the money you just put aside
perfect
Literally how it went down 😭😭