elegant, refined, and a little bit broken

“the dregs™️” (kaz, but nina added the ™️)

“nina zenik fan club” (wylan)

bird emoji (jesper)

“kaz’s minions” (inej)

various insults in different languages, courtesy of kuwei and wylan, that keep getting longer and more complex with time

middle finger emoji (kuwei)

after various translations of deliberately dubious accuracy, courtesy of nina: “nina i know that’s not what that word means” (matthias)

“wylan and kuwei’s foreign languages masterclass” (jesper)

“the next person to change the name of this chat is getting blocked” (kaz)

“inej ghafa fan club” (jesper)

“waffle house” (nina)

“crime is cheaper than therapy” (jesper)

“goose squad” (nina) (insp.)

“seven crows standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat” (jesper)

“birds don’t have shoulders” (matthias)

“shut up matthias” (jesper)

“seven crows standing on each other’s repressed emotions wearing a trench coat” (nina)

“would you rather fight a thousand bird-sized kaz brekkers or one kaz-sized bird” (jesper)

“who would win if matthias fought the kaz-sized bird” (kuwei)

“this is ridiculous” (matthias)

“so you admit you’d lose!” (jesper)

“i admit no such thing” (matthias)

“KAZ THE FIRE ALARM WAS NOT MY FAULT” (kuwei)

“stop lying” (wylan)

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

Being Adam Parrish was a complicated thing, a wonder of muscles and organs, synapses and nerves. He was a miracle of moving parts, a study in survival.

A liar, a thief, and utterly without conscience… and a complete dork

LOOK MIKASA!! A STARFISH!!!

like

yeah she says the classier version of it

but GEEZ

“yo Adam.“  “yes?“  ”…I’m…glad to have you around.“ 

Your hand touching mine. This is how galaxies collide.

- Sanober Khan