animated anal atrocities

I found this in the dumpster behind a hoagie joint. It says momma a lot. I think it loves me.

These are traumatizing, but you play them again because you can’t seem to believe what you actually just watched really happened

Another person has stolen my likeness. There will be bloodshed once I find my skin peeler.

I’m gonna take the world and boil it in a stew pot. Now, my new children, do a dance for your papa.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

My magic is growing stronger. Soon, I’ll turn the statue of liberty into a syrup. Fear me.

imagine being at a bernie sanders rally and suddenly danny devito takes the podium and starts talking about obi wan kenobi

#itsalwayssunny #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #dannydevito

Happy birthday to the don #DannyDevito | #ItsAlwaysSunny

👦🏻/👴🏻-🎉🍕👖 Self portrait for photography class 2 ————————————- #iwishiwasdannydevito #dannydevoted #selfportrait #me #photography #dannydevito #dannydevitoiloveyourwork #2016 #boileddenim #rumham #drmantistoboggan #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #itsalwayssunny

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia #dannyDeVito #alwayssunny

Im going to pickle the psat, eat it, and then poop it out. Only tests given by me matter, so submit yourselves to me, my pets.

This birthday was a good birthday

Another favorite show. I love Charlie. Definitely, best character.