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if i had been there in 1977 I would have stopped it

when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

how come there’s a frowny face next to steam in my task manager

sir i regret to inform you that i am almost exclusively controlled by the moon and can only do that which she permits.

having a special interest/hyperfixation is like yes i’m done searching for images obsessively <3 no i’m not <3 yes i am. no <3

I hate a goody two shoes “oh I don’t wanna pirate anything” ok pussy :/

ah fuck, tik tok is mining my data? alexa, set up a reminder to open up google chrome and log into facebook later so i can warn everyone about this