this is me trying

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

learning that constantly thinking about and analyzing and interpreting my traumas isn’t actually healing . and don’t get me wrong its made me a very effective communicator and emotionally intelligent person. but actually im supposed to be moving on and experiencing new things and happiness and stuff and not just compulsively reliving and recontextualizing the past. oops!

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now