I'm Pretty Sure I'm Supposed To Be Doing Something

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

no one does

Any vehicle can be an off-road vehicle if you don’t give a shit.

It’s okay for a baby to throw up on you but it’s not really okay for you to throw up on a baby.

There is a person that ate the most chocolate ever and they probably don’t even know about their achievement

is it data or data

Well is it?

Hopefully the robots that take over the Earth one day have a sense of humour so they can laugh at earlier versions of themselves trying to walk.

It is a common myth that you swallow six spiders a year in your sleep, but in actually you can eat as many of them as you want.

Nobody is the same person they were 10 years ago, but everybody thinks they will be the same person they are today in another 10 years.

All sand is quicksand if you throw it hard enough.