emma!

@eddieintheocean

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

plunge this planet into an eternal ice age for the love of fucking god i never want to see the sun again in my entire life

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Encounter: skategoons

Lol but also definitely NTA. The cousin has an actual problem with human decency to the point it's gone far past shitty intentional avoidance of effort toward working with other people and begun fully fucking with his functionality in life. He doesn't need an apology, he needs a therapist.

if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open