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the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

This and baseball metaphors are the hardest things to avoid, I swear

I think I’m gonna let baseball slide. baseball existing in my canon is waaay funnier than catholics existing

there should be a backrooms but for lesbian sex

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.

#RIP Op

This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

that's anji mito, from the song "Sex with a Man"

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

^^ Zeus 25 minutes before Athena c-sections herself outta the back of his skull spinnin like a beyblade