Jr. Researcher Jackson Starrelle

What ' s your favorite fruit ?

— 93

“Uh… probably apples. But not Red Delicious. Red Delicious is gross. The name is a lie and I won’t fall for it twice. It’s like eating paper pulp.”

*SNIFF*

Hmmm knees and toes...

“Um, Dr. Underwood? Breen? Someone???”

“There’s a strange person here! There’s a strange person… sniffing… me…! And I don’t know how they got in…!”

My son :)

Nah lol. He’s not allowed to date. He needs to focus on his academics (being awkward and pathetic and constantly ‘like a little brother’ to people because I think it adds to his vibe for that to be the reason at least part of the time)

maybe he’ll get to date someone in his 40s (when he transfers sites, has learned to cope and gotten over the loss of his mother, finds his footing in the foundation, etc.) but we’ll see…

maybe he ends up being a single mother to his interns. Who knows? (I don’t)

5 ' 10 and wears a stone mask . They have dark brown hair .

— 93

“Mm mh ff mm m m mf ffm m mffmf” (oh I’m sorry I got my mouth full of lettuce)

*gulp*

“Sorry, who is it you’re looking for? Doctor Morningstar? Wearing a stone mask? Um… maybe… I’m not sure about the mask bit but I saw someone with brown hair headed somewhere…”

“Um… I was kinda focused on my sandwich… sorry…”

“Um, please tell me this isn’t from Omegamart… thank you for not opening it… but why is it foamy… and um… uh… I’ll go put this down… somewhere…”

-Jr. Researcher Jackson Starrelle

- totally not a werewolf

“Um, well, it’s a band. Um… you’ve never heard of them? I’d play a song for you but I don’t know if that’s, um… It’s a good band though.”