My favorite music video of all time is “Rock DJ” by Robbie Williams.
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My favorite music video of all time is “Rock DJ” by Robbie Williams.

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You click the heart on one post about Columbo and suddenly this is a whole different website.
Contrarians are the same as conformists because in both cases their opinions and actions are dictated by the opinions and actions of others.
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
An Incomplete Summary of My Personal Subjective Movie "Headcannons"
There is only the first "Jurassic Park".
There is only the first "The Matrix".
There are the first 4 "Rocky" movies, then there's the first "Creed", and that's it.
There is only "Alien" and "Aliens". There is only "Predator" and "Predator 2".
"10 Cloverfield Lane" is a thing but there aren't any other Cloverfields.
There are 24 James Bond films. "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" and "Die Another Day" are excluded.
There is only the first "John Wick".
There are 5 Batman films. "Batman Returns", the Nolan trilogy, and "The Batman".
Both "Escape from New York" and "Escape from LA" are fine. They're the same movie. Don't @ me.
"The Prophecy" series ends after the first 3 because Christopher Walken stops being in them.
There is only the first "The Crow".
There is only the first "Resident Evil".

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One thing that really irritates me about modern life is that when you cancel or stop using a service that’s ubiquitous (like Netflix or UberEats) they begin a nearly daily email harassment campaign to drag you back. Like, I haven’t forgotten what Netflix is since I stopped using it. I’m not confused about its availability or how to acquire it. I just don’t need to have it all the time.
A Dream I Had the Other Night 6/30/2026
The easiest way to explain this is to imagine you're watching the opening to one of those homicide detective shows where we're seeing that episode's guest stars who are involved in the crime but none of the main cast.
So there's two farms next to each other. One farm is a family with horses and an adult brother and sister who live there. The other farm is run down and owned by a man who recently inherited it from his dead father.
The new farmer and the sister spark a romance, but the woman's family disapproves because they don't like the man and his mixed ancestry.
One day while clearing land the new farmer dumps a huge pile of dusty, gravel filled soil onto the family's property. Frustrated, the family begins clearing the pile using what is essentially a giant vacuum that sends the dirt through a large and wide tube into the back of a big truck.
Plot twist one: As this proceeds, suddenly the brother notices his sister's head coming through the tube.
Plot twist two: Then the brother notices his sister's head has been sewn onto the neck of one of their decapitated horses.
Plot twist three: THEN, as the horse-woman falls out of the tube, she wakes up and jumps down from the truck, explaining as if this is the most normal thing in the world that she must have bumped her head jumping over the fence earlier. She apologizes, and gallops away.
Cranberry sauce that is not in the shape of a can is an abomination.
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At an apartment I used to live at we had a wasp nest on the front porch during the summer. Sometimes there'd be about a half dozen of them working on it at once. I was a smoker then, and would regularly spend time out there. They never bothered me. Sometimes a friend would be with me and they'd notice them. "Whoa!" they'd say, "There's a big wasp nest on your porch!" and I'd go "Yeah, those are our pet wasps."

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A dream I had last night. 5/22/2026
My childhood friends from the lake and I are driving through the rural Oklahoma countryside in a black four-door sedan. The road we’re on runs through private land, which has us a little concerned. The anonymous landowner is cantankerous, and the road passes near the front of their house. What’s more, they keep hyenas. We encounter a pair on the road as we drive, and they run up and over the hood and windshield, cackling in harmony with the sound of the engine. Soon after that we approach the clan’s matriarch. She’s enormous, easily three times the size of the others, her fur black and mangey, her eyes yellow. She stares us down as we pass. She doesn’t move. She smiles and saliva drips from her yellow teeth.
We pass the house. If anyone is home, there’s no sign of them. An empty red chair is on the porch. On we go past the property’s gates that are worryingly open. We arrive at our destination: large and intricate aqueducts made of brownish-yellow bricks. We’re given a tour by uniformed sheriff’s deputies. Pristine and cool water cascades over the steps. The deputies explain that the water isn’t always this way, as every day at 4pm a local silt pond is flushed, and soon enough the water becomes muddied and foul-smelling.
The tour is over. We enter a concrete structure and descend down terrifyingly constructed staircases, sometimes falling for some 40-50 feet and only slowed by gripping tightly to the corners of the cement walls. We return to the car. We drive back. The hyenas are chasing a man. We think he can’t possibly maintain the speed to outpace them, but he does, at least for as long as we can see him. We don’t stop.
We’re at a house now. Playing video games. A golden retriever is with us. Her name is Cali. She was my mother’s dog, but she died many years before this dream. She’s anxious, because there’s a lot of people but none of them are paying attention to her, and so she wants me to take her for a car ride.
We get in the car and I drive farther than I planned. The hills are gorgeous, reddish-brown soil and emerald green grass bathed in golden sunlight. At the peaks of them you can see for miles, as if we’re in the center of a giant bowl gently curving up around us. I drive for such a long time and am so engrossed in the scenery that I run out of gas. In the yard of a nearby farmhouse is worse-for-wear 1985 Ford Crown Victoria. I help myself into it and try to make it back home, but the engine isn’t strong enough to make it up the hills.
The hyenas are back. Cali is barking. She’s very sweet to try and protect me, but these are hyenas, and one of them is as big as the car we’re in. She’s just a golden retriever. I’m holding her by the scruff of her neck, worried she’ll jump out of the car and be torn to shreds.
Eventually, the hyenas get bored and leave. I try calling my friends, but the signal is poor and I can’t reach them. I manage to pull into the parking lot for a video rental store. There are two identical young women with dark curly hair who I’ve never seen before working there. I ask if they’re twins. They say they’re sisters, but were born a year apart actually. They get the twins question a lot. Cali is licking their hands.
I, personally, am not a fan of soups or stews. I believe that in nearly all cases it would be better to take the same ingredients and prepare them in such a way that they could be served on a plate.
There are often exceptions to many rules however, and in this case I make one for corn potage. I love that stuff.
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This is the last I'll be posting of the photos I took from my most recent time spent with one of my favorite humans.
thisawkwardmachine is 10/10, no notes. She's one of the very best of us.

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@thisawkwardmachine photographed by me. 05/03/2026
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@thisawkwardmachine and me, photographed by me. 05/03/2026
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