Jackshomegirl's Sims

Eli and Blake went to check out the local library because they needed to use the computers. While they were there they took advantage of the quiet atmosphere and did their homework together. A couple of kids sat down and joined them and did their homework too. 

Eli was feeling a little icky and took some medicine before they started studying, but it turns out they weren’t sick, just moody. The medicine made Eli’s brain feel slow and fuzzy, and doing their homework was harder than it probably should’ve been.

Eli Bao's family, stretching three generations back with large and intricate branches coming out from their family tree, are all devout members of a cult. They spent most of their life living as part of the bizarre cult and they’re still not sure what the leader's message is. For a while the cult sold fireworks in the mall parking lot to satisfy the Bacon Gods so they’d bring them tasty pigs. Then they sold vitamins because it was God's will that people ingest more vitamin A. When the cult decided to start tattooing every 4th baby born with a large circle on its forehead to prevent the moon from exploding Eli decided they'd had enough. They packed a bag, stole the money from the cult swear jar, and got the hell out of there.

Blake grew up within a wealthy household with four older brothers who hated them, a socialite mother who hated them, and a federal judge for a father who hated them except for when he was trying to make them take they clothes off for the entertainment of their gross politician friends. Blake gave a rare agreement to attend one of their father's nasty let's socialize and you can play grab ass with my underage feminine teenager gatherings so that they could sit on the lap of every man in attendance and pickpocket the money from their wallets. Then they went outside and collected mounds of dog poopoo left by their mother's rat dog and smeared it all over the white living room furniture. They took their packed bag and meager fortune and took off in the sports car their brothers shared, which they later crashed into a strip mall. They left one of their brother's wallets at the scene and walked the distance to the nearest long-distance bus station.

With her new girlfriend Miko Ojo, a 3 star celebrity, it’s time to catch up on who Dylan is dating. Below Miko we see the Caliente household. Dylan is dating the blonde, Dina Caliente who is a 2 star celebrity. She’s also on her way to dating Dina’s sister Nina Caliente. The two have the soulmates relationship and the deeply connected sentiment, even though they don’t yet have a title. Also in that household you’ll see Nina and Dina’s mom Katrina Caliente and her boytoy boyfriend Don Lothario. Dylan is also dating Don, but in Don’s defense Katrina has a child with another man. 

Next we see Dylan’s girlfriend Summer Holiday and boyfriend Johnny Zest. Fun fact! Johnny is the disowned son of Nancy and Geoffrey Landgraab, and Dylan had a child with Geoffrey Landgraab. She’s dating her baby daddy’s son. 

Her boyfriend Marcus Flex just had twins with his 5 star famous wife Judith Ward (Flex). Her most recent baby daddy, Mortimer Goth, has had a child with his wife Bella and they have another on the way, on top of their already existing 2 kids. 

Lastly, we can’t forget about Dylan’s fiancée Jules Rico who still lives in a house with his ex-girlfriend. 

Miko Ojo, a 3 star celebrity, came over to Dylan’s to hang out. Dylan pulled a few cheesy moves out of her ass and Miko fell head over heels. They kissed and Miko swooned, and after solidifying their relationship as girlfriends they shared a woohoo in the shower. 

Don Lothario, a boyfriend of Dylan’s, showed up at her place unannounced but Dylan didn’t really mind. They played some video games together and shared a joint, then made their way to the bedroom for kisses and woohoo. 

Dina Caliente hit Dylan up for some weed and enticed Dylan to dinner at a restaurant. Dina is a 2 star celebrity, and Dylan feels like if she’s making moves on the rich and famous she must be getting somewhere, right?

Mortimer Goth finally drags his ass to Dylan’s so he can meet their little product. Mortimer is livid, refusing to even go inside to see the child. 

“I don’t even want to lay eyes on that abhorrent mistake. My wife just had a baby, I can’t deal with this, nobody can know about this. I’ll pay what I have to if you just get rid of it,” Mortimer seethed on her front porch.

“Like you want me to dump it in a river?” Dylan asked, just to be annoying. 

“God no,” Mortimer said, recoiling. “Just give it away, I don’t care. Don’t kill it, but make sure nobody ever knows who fathered that child.”

Dylan finds Charlotte a nice home with the notorious couple Brent and Brant Hecking. They gay couple had been having trouble adopting and were eager to have a child of their own. They even paid Dylan to seal the deal, and make sure the child would be theirs. 

Charlotte Cassidy finally popped out of Momma Dylan and into the world. She looks like an even mix between Papa Mortimer Goth and Dylan. The Wild trait was probably inherited from Dylan, God knows Mortimer is boring. 

Dylan had to keep the little terror around while she waited to get Mortimer some face time with his little mistake. Dylan surprises herself by enjoying hanging out with little Charlotte for a while. 

Nina Caliente visited Dylan to buy some weed off of her. After the sale she stuck around to chat, and the two ended up getting a little flirty. Now they have a little bit of a romance going.

Nina didn’t care about Dylan’s pregnancy, she didn’t even ask who the father is. Dylan respects Nina’s lack of giving a shit. Nina feels the baby and asks Dylan if she thinks her child will be born cool or lame. Dylan says if it’s anything like its father it will probably be lame. Nina tries to reassure Dylan that she’s so fly like a G6 that there’s a big chance her baby will turn out rad. Dylan appreciates the sentiment, feeling a rare stir of affection for Nina. She doesn’t burst the bubble and tell Nina she doesn’t plan on keeping it. 

Dylan invited Mortimer Goth over to her house to have a talk. Mortimer was still upset and jealous over seeing Dylan with Summer Holiday. Dylan doesn’t bother to mention her and Summer are now in a relationship. 

Dylan, now in her 2nd trimester, told Mortimer that she was pregnant with his child. He wasn’t happy about the revelation. He knew it was too late to ask her to have an abortion and he asked her what her plans were. Dylan busted out her acting skills and pretended to be devastated he doesn’t want her to have their child.

Mortimer left feeling stressed and generally crappy. Dylan takes some time to think about how to make a profit off of this baby. The Goth family is rich and powerful, the news Mortimer cheated on his wife, Bella, could cause a whole lot of problems. Mortimer already has a family, a wife and 2 kids, he can’t afford to lose them. After all, the Goth family needs heirs to carry on the legacy. If Bella were to divorce him because of cheating the chances are their children would side with her. If Bella took her maiden name back, Bachelor, the children might change their surnames too. The Goth family name needs to live on. 

Dylan went to Geek Con with her friend Summer Holiday. They played some video games on the big screen together and then snuggled up on the couch. Mortimer Goth happened by and when he saw Dylan snuggling with someone else he threw a fit. He scowled and pouted and stomped his little feet and when Dylan didn’t acknowledge the grown man throwing a toddler tantrum he stormed off.

Dylan met up with Jules Rico for a fun beach day. They did some tanning and Jules fired up the grill to cook them up a tasty lunch. Dylan dragged Jules into the ocean to do some snorkeling and then he offered to push her on the swings. They were having such a good time they snuck to the bushes for a hot little woohoo.