Never Trust a Prankster

This owl is doing his part

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

what is the scientific definition of a perfect bear?

this is the scientific definition of a perfect bear

hey, don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelins but this bear has a super small face

he has exactly as much face as he needs

i reblogged this literally half an hour after signing up for mysurveys and i already received my first $20 via paypal bless u money dog 😭

Motherfucker I need that

my darlings enjoying the fresh gras up at the mountain lake. Some even went into the water, as you can see in the back..

@chippedsunglasses omfg u seen this? 🙌😍

Saw this grateful dead tee that said “when confronted by bears, play dead” it made my life