Jackass

i keep saying crazy shit irl and no one ever stops me

i just watched the sky swallow an airplane whole

Taking my catgirl to the vet wish us luck

She has nyancer...

"humiliated boymoder gets her brainworms fucked out" is basically scripture to me

Sniffing a robot girl’s pits and crotch and it smells like diesel fuel. Send post

ohhh it's called "head maid" because you give head to the maid!

trans girl treating another trans girl like a doll and gently dressing her up in pretty petticoats.

getting thru the nic withdrawals is easy as long as everyone around u expects u to be a bitch/doesn't like u anyway. what's hard is coming to terms with the fact that sucking on something will not reliably provide temporary reprieve from stress anymore. like u gotta do gay shit like taking deep breaths and screaming in your car now

also smoking cigarettes makes you look cool so you gotta come to terms with looking more lame also (in exchange for some benefits but still). this is not a problem for vape users. vaping makes u look like a fucking loser so if anything quitting will actually make you look cooler. but it's not lost on you that swapping to cigs will make you look even cooler than that so i guess it's still a little fucked up in a way ?

🛸 *flies by really fast*