time bomb

“Can I meet them?”

“How close are you referring to..?”

“What… What kind of animals are we talking about here?”

“Typical zoo animals, mostly rescues.”

“…Yes.”

“Then let’s talk about the animals.”

“Yeah that - That actually sounds about right. But now I’m kind of thinking about the animals.”

“Does thinking and/or talking about the animals make you less annoyed about the way I stand?”

“Is it like? How you stand? Your posture? I just - I hate it. What the fuck.”

“Well you have to take into consideration I’m an extremely lazy individual, and I work with animals that usually aren’t taller than me all day, so I crouch a lot. It’s just kinda followed me around. Hence why I walk like a wounded mongoose.”

“Everything’s annoying. Literally like, literally everything. What the fuck is this. You’re standing there and it’s pissing me off, what the hell.”

“I tend to have that affect on people. It’s nothing personal.”

I was actually talking about push pops.

Oh, yes. Of course. Shoot.