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More...Gifts? (Chapter 1 of the Modern Day AU for Warhammer 40k)
CW: Mentions of dead animals, blood, and threats
@astrohymn for the podcast paranoia idea
Leah was in a deep sleep. She had already managed her first week in Paradise Falls, Colorado, but not all things were going well.
She was still trying to finish unpacking boxes. She had all the large pieces of furniture, except for a bed, which she had to order and was still waiting on delivery. So she made a nest out of all the blankets she had. Not that she minded sleeping on the floor, yet she still preferred a bed.
A sickly sweet smell hits her nose, slowly rousing her from her slumber. "Why do I smell blood..." She slowly pushed herself up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. She hadn't eaten the previous night, so she wasn't surprised the smell of blood made her hungry. More specifically, deer's blood.
She pulls on a shirt and a pair of jeans, not even caring if they were clean or not, as she makes her way out of the bedroom. Her feet quietly pad across the floor as she makes her way into the direction of the back door, where the source of deer blood.
Leah opens the back door and finds a deer carcass on her back porch. The stag had its throat torn open from which the blood pooled from.
She glanced back at the clock on the kitchen wall. It was eight o'clock at night, which meant she slept the whole day away. She is still in pain from the other day of moving the heavy furniture.
Her lips curl back at the thought of tearing into the raw deer meat but at the last second decided not to. "So the local cryptid left me another gift?"
She turns on the porch light, illuminating the back yard out to at least five feet past the porch. She stares out at the inky darkness beyond her backyard and to the woods beyond. "If I catch you..."
Leah steps out onto the porch and grabs the stag by one of the antlers. "I'm going to make it hurt."
*This is going to hurt a lot when I'm done dragging it to the shed,* She thinks to herself as she hefts the stag halfway up to her shoulder and drags it slowly to the shed. By the time she made it to the shed, she was sick from pain.
She didn't know who kept leaving deer carcasses on her property, but she always made good use of the meat. Right as she was going to lift the deer and stick it to the meat hook, she catches movement out of the corner of her eye.
A growl rumbles in her chest as she fights off the urge to shift into whatever animal she felt would be best used to either frighten off the intruder, or if push came to shove, deal with the poor sod.
"And me without my combat knife. Clever bastard..."
Leah steps out of the shed as she tries to see where the intruder ran off to on her property. Her gaze moves towards the fence, the property line where the neighbor's house was, as she sees a large shadow disappear over it. "Great..."
By midnight, she had the deer cleaned and cut. She had just finished cleaning up and was working on making herself a pot of venison stew. She had her earbuds in as she started listening to the podcast of a crime documentary.
She quietly hums to herself as she cuts the vegetables. But it wasn’t long before she saw movement outside her window. She freezes where she stands and listens. She doesn't hear any movement as she takes her phone out and catches movement outside her window again. She snaps a picture and looks to see what it is.
She frowns in disappointment. The picture was blurry. "Whoever it is, they step one foot into my house, I'm going to make them pay."
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It is ironic that this creature, whose will extends to over a million worlds, is now unable to leave the life-giving machinery of his imperial throne, unable to so much as lift a shrivelled finger or twitch a shrunken eye. The living carcass of the Emperor is immobile, held fast within the bio-machine that sustains his spirit. The mass of this machine is contained within the imperial palace; room upon room of twisted technology, pulsing with a life and will of its own - living, breathing, reproducing and writhing like a giant, mindless organism. Held within this perversion of science lies the Emperor himself, or rather what now remains of his carcass, the seat of his omnipotent will.
It is ironic that this creature, whose will extends to over a million worlds, is now unable to leave the life-giving machinery of his imperial throne, unable to so much as lift a shrivelled finger or twitch a shrunken eye. The living carcass of the Emperor is immobile, held fast within the bio-machine that sustains his spirit. The mass of this machine is contained within the imperial palace; room upon room of twisted technology, pulsing with a life and will of its own - living, breathing, reproducing and writhing like a giant, mindless organism. Held within this perversion of science lies the Emperor himself, or rather what now remains of his carcass, the seat of his omnipotent will.
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Reblogging this so i don't forget this again. With how often it happened while I typed up either a research paper or working one of the drafts of my book, this knowledge does help
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Primarch of the Raven Guard…Deliverer, Liberator, Ravenlord…
Details and sketches under cut!
I wanted to do a design for Corvus corax based on Celtic/highland/pictish roots bc that’s where I’m from!! The Liberator,,,oughhhl! Grim…sorrowful…loyal. Something about Corvus really gets me. Maybe it’s because I really don’t see all that much about him. He’s got a kilt here, bc kilt fashion is very cool and important to me. I think he’s also got a cool mining inspired look too.
Also….omg,,,I been thinking about parallels between him and Mortarion a lot. Both rebellion leaders, both grim and soft spoken, but only one was given the trust and attention from the Emperor to finish his rebellion. Hmmm!!! CURIOUS! lololol
Was playing Warframe with the hubby the other night, trying to get as many missions done before the timer ran out. Well, the game had other ideas with the enemies and dropped the commendeered Mesa Prime on my head.
I was startled but using the rocket launcher may have been a bit over-kill.
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Thank you so much for the tag, @godzo!! I've discovered such gorgeous music thanks to you!!
I don't have Spotify😭 but here's what I've been listening to the most on Amazon Music!
Most are from different parts of India interspersed with some international bops! These are all songs I use for inspo when writing!
@mehiwilldoitlater @gh0st-nebulae @beckyninja @twentyplusinterestsinatrenchcoat @tomatojellyfish and just about anyone who wants to do this! (No pressures!!)
Kinda forgot about this and found it when I was looking in my drafts. I use YouTube Music for my music since I need to renew Spotify. This is what I started with when I shuffled my list for the walk to work.
Whenever I'm on break or lunch, I listen to whatever is playing.
@myresin just tagging you since I don't want to tag so many people this time around
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★ Lion El’Jonson - Secret Mission Barbie ★
He knows what Ken did!
His outfit is mostly black which causes problems because Barbie World keeps trying to pastel correct them. Every time he opens his closet, it contains pink trench coats, sparkly boots and heart-shaped sunglasses. His Dreamhouse has secret passages.
“Want to come to the beach?” Barbie asks.
“Who controls the beach?”
“The beach controls itself!”
The Lion hates that answer.
He spends the day investigating whether Barbie World has a hidden military, it doesn’t, which just makes him more suspicious.
His accessory pack includes:
* sunglasses
* tiny binoculars
* coded diary
* hairbrush with concealed blade
* one emergency horse
★ Fulgrim - Perfect Day Glamour Barbie ★
Every day is perfect because he said so!
He understands Barbie World immediately. Everything is appearances and performance, every outfit is thematically coordinated, every social interaction is a runway and every car is impractical but iconic. He changes outfits fourteen times before breakfast. Pink? Yes. Sequins? Yes. Feather boa? Yes. Roller skates? Absolutely. Matching handbag? Necessary. Tiny sunglasses? Mandatory.
He starts giving other Barbies styling advice at first they love him but then he gets intense. “Your look says fun in the sun but your earrings say unresolved beach trauma. Again.” He discovers that Barbie feet are permanently arched and calls it commitment to form. The Kens worship him as a fashion prophet and this becomes everyone’s problem.
★ Perturabo - Architect Barbie ★
The Dreamhouse has architectural bitterness now!
He looks at the Dreamhouse and is so angry he nearly becomes Beach Ken out of spite. He redesigns the Dreamhouse into a fortified brutalist pink citadel with proper stairs, water pressure, basement storage, siege resistant balconies and no slide from the bedroom to the pool because he says it compromises seriousness.
The Barbies hate it, the Kens love the man cave annex he didn’t authorize.
His accessory pack includes:
* drafting board
* tiny hard hat
* pink concrete mixer
* resentment clipboard
* structural integrity trauma
★Jaghatai Khan - Convertible Road Trip Barbie ★
The horizon isn't included so he made one!
He refuses to stay in Barbie World’s little perfect neighborhood and the instant he sees a pink convertible he is gone. He doesn't ask where the road leads... it's bright, fake, endless and somehow loops back to the beach no matter how far he drives.
He immediately begins testing the boundaries of Barbie World and organizes illegal drag races between convertibles, scooters, rollerblades and one horse he liberated from Equestrian Barbie.
The Kens call him Speed Barbie and follow him around shouting “Mojo Dojo Drift House!”. He hates the phrase but respects the enthusiasm.
His accessory pack includes:
* pink convertible
* travel mug
* sunglasses
* wind machine
* map with no edges
★ Russ - Camping Adventure Barbie ★
He came for friendship and stayed for the pack howl!
He is delighted. The tent is tiny, the campfire is fake, the marshmallows are plastic and the wolf companion is clearly a cute accessory but Russ doesn't care and adopts all of it. His Barbie outfit is a flannel, boots, cargo shorts and a tiny puffer vest that he refuses to zip. He calls every Barbie pack and every Ken "also pack, maybe."
He finds a Barbie dog, a Barbie horse and a Barbie wolf, all are now Fenrisian. The Barbies teach him a choreographed dance number, he pretends to hate it but learns every move and performs it too aggressively, knocking over the smoothie stand.
His accessory pack includes:
* wolf plush
* cooler full of meat-shaped objects
* camping chair
* tiny axe that Barbie World keeps turning into a hairbrush
* emergency marshmallow rage
★ Rogal Dorn - Home Improvement Barbie ★
The Dreamhouse is now defensible and emotionally unavailable!
He is Barbie World’s greatest asset and biggest buzzkill. He fixes everything. The Dreamhouse elevator? Reinforced. The pool ladder? Secured. The convertible garage? Properly organized. The balcony? Finally up to code.
He labels every storage bin.
“This is so cute!” Barbie says.
“It's compliant.” he replies
His accessory pack includes:
* tool belt
* clipboard
* tiny level
* safety goggles
* one smile, sold separately
★ Konrad Curze - Weirder Barbie ★
You played too hard and now he knows your sins!
Barbie World takes one look at him and goes: “Wow. You go over there.” He lives in Weird Barbie’s house immediately and loves it. Crooked stairs, strange decor, existential dread, socially rejected dolls, permanent marker trauma... It speaks to him.
“You’ve seen things.” Weird Barbie says.
“You have no idea.” He replies.
His hair is cut wrong, his eyeliner is somehow permanent, his outfit is black, pink and alarming. The Barbies are polite to him in the way people are polite to a haunted doll.
His accessory pack includes:
* marker-stained face
* bent sunglasses
* cursed snow cone
* tiny bat plush
* emotional damage
★ Sanguinius - Angel Dream Barbie ★
He believes in you and that’s devastating!
He has wings, perfect hair, soft pink clothes and the tragic aura of a limited edition collector doll that everyone wants but no child should emotionally depend on.
The Barbies and Kens alike love him. He tries to participate normally and play beach volleyball but everyone still gasps. He tries rollerblading and it becomes a renaissance painting.
He is the only one who can ask Weirder Barbie Curze if he wants to join and actually get a yes (Curze says no but appears later anyway).
His accessory pack includes:
* wing-friendly jacket
* halo sunglasses
* kindness tote bag
* doomed poetry journal
* one soft feather everyone fights over
He hates the plastic tools personally. The wrench bends, the screwdriver is decorative, the hammer is pink and hollow. He immediately improves every car, the convertible now has real suspension, a reinforced chassis and better torque.
The Dreamhouse kitchen blender becomes powerful enough to process granite. The elevator moves too fast and the Kens love this, they ask him to build a horse truck. Ferrus says no then builds one because the original idea offended him and he needed to do it correctly.
His accessory pack includes:
* real wrench
* tank top
* glitter goggles he denies liking
* pink garage lift
* broken toy hammer as a warning
★ Angron - Boxing Gym Barbie ★
Feel your feelings then hit the bag!
Barbie World tries to give him a cheerful fitness set with pink gloves, a cute towel and a motivational water bottle that says YOU GOT THIS!
“Do I.” He stares at the bottle.
The gym is too bright and cheerful, the punching bag has a smiley face on it. At first he hates everything until a Ken tries the punching bag and says: "This is hard."
“Yes.” Angron looks at him. He becomes an extremely intense but weirdly effective fitness coach.
The Kens become obsessed and the Barbies start taking his ange management boxing class because it is the only place in Barbie World where they are allowed to feel ugly emotions.
His accessory pack includes:
* boxing gloves
* rage towel
* water bottle he refuses to admit is useful
* cracked smiley punching bag
* soft pillow hidden in the locker
★ Guilliman -Administrative Barbie ★
Every Dreamhouse needs governance!
President Barbie is delighted for about seven minutes until Guilliman reorganizes the entire government. Barbie World has no real laws because everything works on vibes and he finds this unacceptable.
“Where is the budget?”
“What budget?”
“The budget for the beach.”
“The beach just is!”
He needs to sit down.
He creates committees, civic calendars, infrastructure plans, transport routes and a Dreamhouse zoning code. The Barbies are impressed because he makes clipboards look heroic, the Kens are terrified because he asks them what their actual jobs are.
“Beach.” ken replies.
“That's a location.” Guilliman replies.
“...beach.”
His accessory pack includes:
* clipboard
* laptop
* sensible blazer
* municipal planning map
* emotional support spreadsheet
★ Mortarion - Compost Garden Barbie★
Rot is just nature telling the truth!
He is assigned to the Barbie World garden because it's the only place with soil.... Unfortunately the soil is perfect pink decorative plastic. He hates it.
He builds a little greenhouse full of mushrooms, medicinal plants and one tomato plant he insists he doesn't care about. The Kens find his compost barrel and ask if it's a grill. Mortarion closes his eyes for a long time.
His accessory pack includes:
* gardening gloves
* ugly boots
* compost bin
* tiny sign reading NO GLITTER IN THE SOIL
★ Magnus the Red - Astronomer Mystic Barbie ★
The stars are plastic but the consequences are real!
He gets a telescope, a pink notebook and immediately starts correcting the star chart.
“These constellations are nonsense.”
“They’re pretty!” says Barbie.
“So are lies.”
He turns the Dreamhouse observatory into a forbidden metaphysical research center, the Barbies like his astrology readings until they become too accurate. He also gets into a fight with the narrator.
His accessory pack includes:
* telescope
* sparkly star cape
* forbidden notebook
* sparkly third-eye sunglasses
* tiny warding circle rug
★ Horus Lupercal - Charismatic Ken ★
He makes patriarchy sound like group therapy!
He isn't a Barbie but a Ken, the Ken who immediately understands that Ken society is emotionally fragile, status starved, beach obsessed and vulnerable to speeches about purpose. Within one day the Kens are wearing matching jackets and calling him brother.
He doesn't seize power, he merely asks: “Have you ever wanted to be more than Beach?” The Kens gasp and somewhere the plot breaks. Barbie World wasn't designed to survive Horus helping insecure men organize.
The Kens stop saying “I am Kenough” and start saying “We are heard.”
★ Lorgar - Writer Barbie ★
Every diary entry becomes scripture if you’re intense enough!
He gets a pink typewriter, a diary, a quill pen and a cozy Dreamhouse writing nook. The Barbies love affirmations and Lorgar weaponizes it.
'You are Kenough because you are witnessed.'
'The Dreamhouse is not a place, it's a hunger for belonging.'
The Barbies are sobbing, the Kens are taking notes. He starts a journaling circle that becomes dangerously close to worship.
★ Vulkan - Craft Workshop Barbie ★
Broken is just waiting to be repaired kindly!
He fixes broken Dreamhouse furniture, teaches Kens to sew buttons, helps Barbies build shelves, repairs roller skates and starts a community craft table. He helps Weird Barbie repair dolls who were played with too hard without any judgement.
“You aren't ruined, you are loved differently.”
Everyone cries, even Curze pretends not to.
Vulkan bakes cookies in the Dreamhouse kitchen and somehow makes them real enough to eat. This confuses the metaphysics of the world but nobody cares because the cookies are amazing.
His accessory pack includes:
* craft apron
* tiny hammer
* sewing kit
* cookie tray
* infinite wholesome dad energy
★ Corvus Corax - Indie Music Barbie ★
He arrives in black jeans, boots, hoodie, chipped nail polish and a guitar he says he doesn't play. He discovers that Barbie World has no protest songs because everyone is supposed to be happy all the time and that offends him.
He starts writing songs behind the Dreamhouse, the lyrics are about plastic smiles, beach capitalism and whether perfection is just a prettier cage. Some Barbies pretend they don't love him but keep showing up to hear him play.
His accessory pack includes:
* black guitar
* zine stack
* combat boots
* tiny raven sticker
* notebook labeled Not Lyrics
★ Alpharius Omegon - Mystery Barbie ★
Collect them all! You already have!
Every box says a different thing: He’s Beach Ken! He’s Spy Barbie! He’s not Included! There are two dolls in the package, maybe three.
He infiltrates Mattel, the Kens and even the narrator. At one point, a little girl playing with the dolls asks “wait, which one is this?” Alpharius smiles and the box changes.
His tagline changes every time someone reads it.
His accessory pack includes:
* sunglasses
* fake mustache
* second sunglasses
* tiny walkie-talkie
* map of Barbie World with impossible locations
* spare head labeled NOT OMEGON
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Sanguinius sits on the beach, watching the sunset turn perfect plastic pink. “It's beautiful.” He says softly.
“It is fake.” Curze, who is beside him wearing stolen heart-shaped sunglasses, says.
“Many beautiful things are.”
Curze considers this for a moment before handing him a blue raspberry snow cone nobody knows where he got it.
Interesting that the Emperor decided both of his siege specialist Primarchs needed the autism dial cranked all the way up. He could've made one of them an incredibly smart neurotypical guy, like why not
Instead he reasoned "This will never work unless both are the kinds of guys who rattle off baseball stats like a mentat. I need a pair, it's no good unless I own the set"
I accept this challenge! Let me preface this by saying: I am auDHD, do not yell at me.
NEUROTYPICAL PRIMARCHS: Sanguinius, Horus, Vulkan
NEURODIVERGENT PRIMARCHS: Dorn, Perturabo, Guilliman, Ferrus Manus, Lion El'Jonson, Alpharius/Omegon, Magnus (The Autism Boys), Jaghatai Khan, Russ (The ADHD Boys)
NOT SURE: Corax, Mortarion, Lorgar, Angron, Curze, Fulgrim
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Sanguinius and Vulkan are just...way too normal? I don't know how else to put it. They're normie ND bros to me.
Horus, however, is like the ultimate charismatic, socially adept, normie, chad older brother. He's way too good at reading people, he's way too smooth, I don't know if he's avoided eye contact with the cashier at the gas station even once in his life. He coasts on being a linear thinking king who has interests that he engages with to a reasonable degree. He goes outside. He doesn't lose his keys every day and start screaming "WHY THE FUCK AM I LIKE THIS", he knows exactly where he put him. Just the most neurotypical guy you've ever met, cruisin along.
As for the guys I'm iffy on:
Fulgrim, I'll admit, reads a bit ND to me, but he's also too smooth and socially adept. Then again I was the top salesperson at my Sephora location when I worked there, I can turn the charming gift-of-gab switch on when I need to. However, I find that kind of shit EXHAUSTING on a bone-deep level; I can do it, it just requires burning through my social battery like crazy. Meanwhile Fulgrim seems to be a pure extrovert who is energized by socializing. He has hyperfixations and is perfectionistic and gets along WAY too well with Ferrus to not throw up some flags for me, but it's hard to say.
It's impossible to tell with Angron. There's too much trauma and Butchers Nails shit going on to get a beat on what's what psych/developmental wise.
Corax and Mortarion? I just don't know much about them. What I do know about Mortarion is that he does read as having Pathological Demand Avoidance, which is co-morbid as hell with Autism/ADHD, but thats not really enough to go off of. Corax could be Autistic, based on the few bits I've read involving him (i.e. he seems to have a very Blunted Affect, plus justice sensitivity) but I really can't say either way, these two are blind spots for me. Sound off in the replies.
Curze has hardcore hyperfixation, rigid thinking and justice sensitivity shit going on, plus all of the Night Lords are canonically described as having an "autistic stare" (lol) which I'd assume they inherited from him. I'm very tempted to say he's auDHD, but it's tricky because he also has a lot of other shit going on, so who knows whats what. Definitely leaning towards ND with him, though.
Lorgar just seems to have a hardcore Cluster B personality disorder or three. There's some ND features, like his hyperfixation/rigid thinking re: faith and his ability to hyperfocus and some shit that could point to Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria. But it's kind of overshadowed by all the personality disorder shit. Like yeah he has emotional dysregulation/meltdowns, but is that neurodivergence? Narcissistic rage? Borderline Personality episodes? All three? Who knows. Our boy's got a lot going on.
As for the ones I labeled as neurodivergent: we all know why
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