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nny2 i never want this post to die

I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”  And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

i need to follow more punk witches. and nonbinary witches. and bisexual witches and other lgbtq+ witches. reblog if this is u i wanna follow.

You know, Homestuck ticks so many of the boxes for what I look for in stories that sometimes I forget that this is a comic whose main villains are a dog in a clown hat, a guy with a cueball for a head, space Nicki Minaj and an angry child who draws bad yaoi.

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.