bowties are cool

Baking cupcakes and watching a movie. How about that?

When it involves bodily harm, you always go first. Actually, I was just looking for my keys. I’m in pajama pants. You should feel privileged.

Okay Pajama Jill, I feel special that you're getting food with me at o-dark-thirty. Are they at least superhero pjs?

A pizza roll sounds nice. And a Coke slurpee. Are you really surprised that I pushed you? Do you not remember the slide? 

Okay, but that was to prove a point! I just wanted it to be Jill and Jack for once! You should thank me, I put your name before mine! So are you meeting me at 7-11 or am I just going to crave it for the rest of the night?

We could cut out all of the injuries if we just go to 7-11. However, if we do go up the hill, you always fall first. Sometimes, I push you.

I knew it was you, there was no way my balance was that bad that I fell down accidentally that many times! Man, now I want a Slurpee. And some nachos. And a taquito. And maybe some ice cream.

It’s me. I could have easily hurt my head but more than likely broke an arm or something which isn’t cool at all. Sorry about your head, though.

You're just trying to convince me that I had lesser injuries to protect yourself from being the first down the hill next time. And it won't work.

I will have you know that I already do fall after you and the extent of my injuries are unknown.

It's safe to assume that if you fell after me, then you fell on top of me which means it's unlikely that your head took any real damage.

Admit it, Jack Be Cynical.

And next time I'm pushing you down the hill, so you can break your crown.

I doubt it. You love me as much as any internet blogger with an addiction to pop culture can.

I don't have an addiction to pop culture, just sci-fi, movies, books, video games, tabletop games, youtube, technology, the internet, tumblr, sometimes twitter, some hot celebrities, some less hot celebrities, skylar, sydney, that girl in our school that looks like clara, bacon...I think that's it. No wait, also really bad puns, people making fun of people who don't know how to use proper grammar...Actually, on third thought I think I'm just describing tumblr. So I guess I'm just a tumblr addict. Well, that's disappointing.

Wow, sorry. You’re extremely passionate about this. I’m, like, hopeless. Sorry.

I don't even know how to react to your lack of knowledge, love, and respect for the Whoniverse. Our friendship might be over.

So you drink kiddie coffee too. Got it. If you take your tea with milk I may or may not have questions.