truckers wife

mads: give him some credit -- and let me give you some! you think i'm a liar?! hey, me, you, and the pea? we're a package deal now, you're always part of the conversation, so it stands to reason, see? ya, i'm all for moving right along, I know your heart was in the right place. i was teasing, it was a bad joke! it cant be THAT bad? I do, but i'm moody and changed my mind 🤷🏼‍♀️ OK i was just making sure! when you get back i'll do it in real time! sometimes I am, right now? maybe i am, maybe not. ok, i'm convinced!

chase: lol, he's 3, babe. but ok, ok. mmm, sometimes? damn right, but good to know. tbf tho it does affect you way more... i'm just being dramatic. it'll be fine. i mean, i think every woman handles it differently, but knowing you i can't see you swearing off sex, no lol. being pissed at me for doing it to you and not allowing certain stuff for a while? maybe, but yeah. well damn, what do you want then?? oh. that a promise? you're not making yourself sound any less difficult, you know lol. good.

mads: bet cos appreciates them, too. i am not! well i just assumed it was understood just in turn how much your life would suffer, too! great, so then let's stop talking about rarities, for both our sakes, lol. as in exactly that. you do, don't be all smug about it! omg, 😂 either way i would have still replied something like lmao wtf? I just wanted to make sure you got the point of the 🍆💦 of it all, i'm known for being very clear. 🤗 yep, still like hearing it. seeing it, whatever. ok you're right. on both parts, tho

chase: idk how much he gets them, but true, he does laugh at most of my jokes. i don't believe you! uh huh, so you say. ha, ok, ok. i was trying to reassure you that we're likely good, but might've made it worse a sec, huh? my bad. that would be so mean, baby. 🥺 but fine, yeah, ig i wouldn't blame you. i thought you liked it when i was smug and cocky wtf. fair lol, like i said it sounded better in my head. oh, i got it. you briefly broke my brain. such a brat smh. i know. and i know our bean would agree with me.

mads: well I like them 🤷🏼‍♀️ hey man, it's not a competition! even if you might have a point. I figured that much after you said something bc i'd hope my doctor doesn't want me to be miserable for the next months, lol. and ya, i'm hoping for the same thing, after. or maybe childbirth will be so bad, you'll never touch me again 😵 just being honest while also being charming. mmhmm, sure. oh man, i wish you remembered but also kinda proud for breaking your brain. not sorry abt it either. idk, it sounded like you were dragging ur feet! ok, I know you're right. especially bc i think I feel crazy now, too. you know how hard that is for me.

chase: ig i'll have to use them more. hah, you're only saying that bc i caught you. wow, making it all about you not being miserable, huh? what about me?? but nah i think we'll be alright. like i said, it's rare. as in you won't let me touch you again? 😅 i have a way with words sometimes; what can i say? i think it had to do with drowning you in smth else, which sounded better in my head. 😂 you and your emojis fault. to go home to my sexy pregnant fiancée? never. your brain and body literally go through changes while pregnant, babe. i think you're excused. i do, so i'll just have to remind you more.

mads: no, you have great dad jokes. better question, why would it be MY fault 😂 oh, so now you're holding it against me?? wtf the doctor could? I didn't even think of that. now you're putting the charm on, too? fuck, you're trying to kill me, huh? I was just making sure you did! and good, you should complain even tho you're trying to drown me at this point 🥵 don't blame me, you know you want to 🫦 ok, I trust you, and I know you do -- but I also know how much you're worried to upset me. so I wanted to make sure. i don't want you to be scared of my freaking emotions. nope.

chase: do i? dad jokes being great feels subjective. bc it is? i mean, i know i'm bad, but you might actually have me beat now that you're pregnant and it's like doubled or whatever. no. not complaining or blaming lol js. if it's harmful for either of you, yeah, but i think i read that's really rare. it's more of the after, which we'll probably both be so exhausted it might not even be an issue by then lol. 🤷🏻‍♂️ just bein honest. i would never. i... had something witty to say to that, but i think you broke my brain with too many mental images. thanks. oh, i would 1000% rather be with you than at the gym. is that even in question? i do hate upsetting you; it's true, but i also know where to draw lines. if i felt a need to say smth i would. but you're also going through crazy changes rn, baby; cut yourself some slack.

mads: i really, really, do. oh, i either read it wrong or understood wrong, either way, i think it all falls back to being your fault. we keep talking about sex and now I can't think straight! but thanks for assuring me i'm not gonna get cut off by then, haha. mm, no i don't think I make it easy -- you just know my users manual by heart at this point. i like when you're cocky, but the feeling is mutual bc what can i say? driving you crazy drives me crazy 🤷🏼‍♀️ bite you? k how hard? yes I can, use your imagination 😉 at the gym working out when you could be here doing it, wow. disappointing. you're not just saying that, right? that's needy to ask but I don't want you to just be a yes man, either. but it is still you!

chase: or maybe it’s just a bad dad joke 🤔 not sure. haha, my fault? how? didn’t you just say you’re the one horny 24/7?? yeah no, i think the only way that’s happening is if you say so. or the doctor does. ok well let me rephrase, you make it easy to want to please you. but good to know. oh, i know that 😏 as hard as you want obvs. lol i already did, why do you think i’m complaining? you were sleeping! but fine i’ll come back and work out with you instead. no. i’ve never thought you’re needy, baby. i do know how to say no to you. not very often maybe but i do. lies!

mads: it's never gonna get old 😂😂 in what general sense, what? what general work do you want me to do?? well ya, I hear toward the end even walking can get you winded sometimes so, idk how much help I might be. oh no? is it bc you're really good at that kind of work 😏 give in or not, I dont think i'll ever have a normal reaction to hearing it. the first step is admitting you have a problem, good job baby! no you cannot -- did you really just ask me why? i'll give you a hint: 🙊🧎‍♀️🫦 💦 and you're no where to be found, that's why! lmao at least you know what you're going up against with me + meditation. I know i dont, but I feel like i'm coming off way too needy and I hate that. I know you can't, but thanks. still you!

chase: i’m glad someone appreciates my puns. none? what? lol. i just meant you can do the work when i’m tired or whatever. in general, not just when you’re pregnant. mmm well yeah think you’re supposed to rest more towards the end so makes sense. we’ll figure it out if need be tho. i mean, not to be cocky… i just like making you feel good, you make it easy. ha, fair enough. oh, bite me. yes? lol. ok you can’t just text me kneeling and lips emojis, that’s not fair. i’m at the gym, you were sleeping i thought i had some time. i have a pretty good idea mhm. i don’t think you’re needy baby, but i’m sorry you’re feeling that way. course. um no.

mads: good, I might have some second thoughts about joining the family if you did, lol. math and blood, blech. you keep saying that, but I think there's going to be a point where truly, all the works gonna have to be on you, dude. yes, of course that -- pregnant or not, it's hot. omg, you're an addict! shh, it's ok, I am too 🤭 but you also can't say things like you wanting to be inside me 24/7 via text anymore, christ 💀 right, I mean, I think i understand the idea of it, i just don't know how you expect me to listen and not open my mouth 😂 I don't? bc sometimes I swear i'm already a crazy, hormonal mess. I think I wish you could, too. i could, but this way seemed more amusing at the time. mmhmm.

chase: you mean you might not be stoked to be a stokes? 🤔 pretty much yep. i meant in the general sense, but touché, i imagine you will be kinda drained in the later stages. i don’t mind that kind of work tho. i thought it was a given? but i’ll keep that in mind then. 🤷🏻‍♂️ i can’t deny that. lol i can’t? why? i mean, i’m sure that will be the most challenging part. 😂 it’ll be a process i’m sure. no. you don’t need to be sorry for how you feel cmon. eh, online stuff’s out of my control unfortunately, but i sure as hell won’t let them push you during press i’m attached to. ooh, now who’s rude?

mads: you mean your pregnant family wasn't telling you how horny they are? I thought ya'll were close! I could never be a doctor 😂 see? told you! don't worry, you can tell me if you have a headache. maybe I want you to keep telling me, maybe i like it? do I have to be quite during it? i'm not great at that. are they? I just feel silly worrying so much over all these things I cant control, but I also can't seem to stop. ok. i'm sorry I keep needing so much reassurance on everything. will you hold my hand the entire time? I love what we do, I love thag we have fans, I just hate all the bullshit that comes with it, all the speculation normally is fine, this just..i feel really protective over the lil pea, already. I am, is it working?? rude.

chase: lmao thankfully no. we are, but not like that, damn. 😅 me either; too much math. yeah, but i still wouldn't. lol pls, i'd just make you do the work if that was the case. i know workarounds. what that i want you? i have zero problems telling you that, baby. i'd be in you 24/7 if i could. think we've established we both have a problem there. 😂😂 well, yeah... there are different kinds, but it's a lot of focusing on breathing and mental images to quiet your mind. you don't talk; you listen. i think so? it's new and deeply personal, i don't blame you. so you have nothing to apologize for. if you want me to, of course. trust me, i know. i wish i could shield you both from it. ...maybe. you could just ask tho. pssh never.

mads: you must know more pregnant people then ig, idk? to be fair, there was a time where I avoided being a part of any conversation about being pregnant too, tho. it does, it's scary 😩 lol no, I actually don't think you would, even if you wanted to, bc you'd think i'd freak out and take it personally -- which i probably would, tbf 😂 but wow, i wasn't expecting all that, especially not as a turn on, you're rocking my world rn. so you WOULD still love me if I was a duck 😍 ya, I mean why not? it can't hurt, but i also think i'm going to be epically bad at it. sure, sure. it feels stupid worrying so much over the what ifs -- but it's exactly that. I want to be selfish. i don't want to share this with anyone yet, I want it to still be ours for a bit. but i'll take that promise, for now. i know, I just..don't want anyone to talk. must be, you should probably come remind me if i'm wrong and you're right, like you say. shut up.

chase: i mean my family’s had a lot of kids but really never talked about it lol idk. anyways. that’s true. good thing we’re not doctors. oh, you 100% would so yeah, true, but i also can’t see myself ever wanting to. 🤷🏻‍♂️ unless i was very tired but even then idk. lol, i told you, you have nothing to worry about on my end. obvs. as a jeep fan ducks are #1 in my book. exactly, but eh, it just takes some getting used to. i didn’t think i’d be any good at it either, but i’ve learned and it weirdly helps. if it doesn’t it doesn’t, least you can say you tried tho. i know, but your feelings are valid. i get in them too if i let myself. we’ll just see how it goes and do what we can. plus you can always hold my hand during press if you’re worried you’ll touch your stomach. i know, baby. unfortunately that’s all they do online. ha, you’re just trying to get me going so you get your way! no.