Chris Evans' left boob

I’m your ✨impulse control✨ : history’s best kept secret

You’re an absolute delight, mi amor : History’s Best Kept Secret

I processed none of those words and other stuff you should know about.

Just get me a gallon of honey mustard, thanks: A brilliant new Perspective

Remember when The Phantom of the Opera crashed a party he wasn’t invited to dressed in the most extra costume of the night, threatened and insulted almost everyone there, and demanded that they produce his self-insert sexy opera and cast his crush as the lead, otherwise he’d burn down the theater, and then he just disappeared in a poof of smoke? Love that chaotic bitch.

clearly you folks have a completely wrong definition of “shitty” game

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

What looks like a shit post but actually isn’t

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