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Peyton Reed et all is a DAMN COWARD
for making The Jedi in Chapter 16 Luke Skywalker instead of Kyle Katarn.
oye

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just a strange Hudson Bay Tea variant that was in a dream, it was mostly a mini R tomentosum I guess?
and a Tuk’ata, or Sith Hound, for Revenge of the Fifth
Drew a Convor for May the Fourth
I found the biggest strider ever today

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To everyone having very stupid back-and-forths about COVID-19 / the Wuhan Coronavirus / “Wu Flu” etc… Diseases can do things other than kill you, you know.
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Thank you, Allo, for being the sanest person on the internet
Some of the precautions are a bit on the batshit side [eg: no reusable containers for takeout beverages], but there is ABSOLUTELY more to disease than death rate.
Honestly there’s a lot more reason to worry about supply chain disruption than anything else up here. Much of that because Anchorage is super dependent on import supply chains, with by far the highest concentration of people who don’t know how to live isolated in the state, a comparatively low percentage of preppers, and generally too many people for the location to support unaided.
Thankfully it’s almost spring, so supply chain interruptions could be a lot more cataclysmic than they’re likely to be, but still Anchorage is such that only a minority are prepared at all.
Allo’s last paragraph though, is the BIGGEST MOOD. Y’all morons are obsessed with the idea of death, but set up a date with two weeks of zero spoons--which is far, far more likely with COVID-19--and you fucking disintegrate. That and the entire “millenial nihilism” memeplex makes me inclined to unfollow people by its sheer levels of depressing, and it has overgrown like a fucking field of hawkweed over the course of the outbreak.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE (TRICKMURK) CIRCUS?
I still can’t believe they neocanonized Dark Empire and Jedi Prince.
Like, the two least-liked, least-popular parts of the Old EU.
Dark Empire: The Emperor is alive due to bullshit, Sith clones on a secret Sith planet, and a bigass weapon that shoots massive, planetkilling projectiles through hyperspace
Jedi Prince: The Emperor has a son, who defied him, had a kid with a woman we know nothing about, then hid that child. Later this child is found, their heritage speculated about, and they become a main protagonist and also Amazeballs. There is a Major Villain who is a whiny edgelord bitchboy, who is obsessed with a piece of Darth Vader’s armor. The tone of the whole thing switches between incoherent and preachy; messages are handled with hamfists or dropped, never inserted gently.
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On
Opinion time: which of these genes works better for Listeria, Fortress of Ends escapee and former warlord?
Leopard is supposed to be patches of frostbitten skin, but I ended up surprisingly happy with the melting-ice look of Slime.
Bonus: the Skink I was originally going to give her, if you think “clean and pretty” works better.
Slime definitely wow
clean-and-pretty is pretty but it’s not... so logical for the individual
Slime is melty and symbolic but also more evidently gnarsty than Leopard, though that’s certainly not bad
gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair
assuming bis are allowed, the first three plus also cross-legged and sideways (ie what I’m doing right this minute)
oh and sideways with one leg tucked under me and the leg on the side away from the back of the chair down

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Ancient Roman artifact excavated by archeologists near Palermo, Italy.
This is a lovely dick with a dick, Peashooter. Thank you.
It’s a dick with 2 dicks.
“In Ancient Greece the proxy [for taking a woman’s virginity] was not always a man; a statue of a male with an erection sufficed. A young Greek girl of marrying age and belonging to the aristocratic class ceremonially had her hymen pierced by the stone penis of the god Priapus, the embodiment of male procreative power. The deflowered virgin was then fit for marriage and guaranteed progeny since her first “lover” was Priapus himself.
“In an era when phallic worship was commonplace, when statues and effigies sported erect members, it is not surprising to find numerous ceremonies in which virgins and childless women employed dildos (from the Latin dilatare, “to open wide”) for sacred reasons.
“In Rome, the wooden penis of the fertility god Liber deflowered brides-to-be. On March 17, his feast day, a six-foot-high wooden phallus was mounted on a wagon and drawn through the city streets as part of the Liberalia celebration. […]
“In Southern France, phallic wortship by betrothed girls and barren wives took place at the shrine of St. Foutin. A few centuries later when Protestants captued the town and destroyed the local church, thet discovered statues of the genitally tumescent saint. The tips of the penises were colored red, which generated much debate as to how they became stained. The official church explanation holds that worshipers poured wine over the erect organ, then drank it to promote fertility. The other likelihood is that the statues were employed as Greek girls once used the organ of Priapus.”
- From Panati’s Extraordinary Endings of Practically Everything and Everybody by Charles Panati
There was no way I would not reblog this.
I don’t really know what to say about this other than fascinating.
This is relevant to my interests.
always need more Roman phalloi!
why the fuck is this not flagged take 3
cordycep:
The Icelandic Phallological Museum located in Reykjavík, Iceland, houses the world’s largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection of 280 specimens from 93 species of animals includes 55 penises taken from whales, 36 from seals and 118 from land mammals, allegedly including Huldufólk (Icelandic elves) and trolls.
In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of four promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor’s body did not go according to plan and it was reduced to a greyish-brown shrivelled mass pickled in a jar of formaldehyde. The museum continues to search for “a younger and a bigger and better one.”
why the fuck is this not flagged #2, electric fucking boogaloo
carlovely:
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
WTF?
I don’t think I can ever NOT reblog this.
Make dickcandles for sex spells?
how in the blue fuck is this not flagged
fuck you too, 2018, fuck you too
around and around and around it goes, when does it stop? nobody knows.....

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we are still having fucking aftershocks
it’s been just shy of TWO WEEKS
This is assuredly the longest earthquake I’ve ever had to deal with. It’s putting me way on edge.
#we've had three distinct earthquakes or more throughout the day #with aftershocks #some of them quite strong
and it is STILL GOING
TWO
DAYS
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