The Great Unseen

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

Naming characters is so hard because it requires researching the meaning, origins, and associations of all possible options and making sure you’re not accidentally, like, naming them after a diabolical historical figure or implying that they’re an ethnicity stereotyped with their negative traits.

in this essay i won’t

You’ve yeed your last haw

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

That is the most amazing wedding tux alteration I have ever seen.

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT