A Dude

So, last night I was doing a stand-up comedy show at Yuk Yuk’s in Niagara Falls (Canadian side).

Now, Potato and I have only recently started vibing, but they’re genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve met. Super chill, hilarious… and alarmingly violent. (The amount of hammer GIFs I’ve received is becoming a genuine concern.)

On my drive to the venue, I figured, “Why not?” and invited them to the show.

To my surprise… they actually came.

Turns out, Potato is exactly the kind of person you hope shows up to support you. Funny, encouraging, easy to be around, and they only threatened to fight me about 70 times, which honestly feels pretty reasonable these days. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After the show, I offered to walk them to their car; because you can’t just leave a wild potato unattended in a parking lot.

That’s when it started drizzling.

I, of course, had forgotten my umbrella and was standing there freezing. Seeing this, Potato insisted on driving me to my car instead.

Before we headed our separate ways, they gave me a hug that was easily a 12/10.

Would recommend.

But the night wasn’t over.

About 35 minutes into my drive home, we ended up talking on the phone. I was absolutely exhausted, and somehow they managed to keep me awake for the rest of the drive…

…mostly by continuing to threaten me.

So, in conclusion:

Dope person. Immaculate vibes. 12/10.

I’m the ARCH-itect. My sole job is to inspect your feet to ensure consistency with tickles, smoothness and other tickle related content.

Took me many years of training and countless hours of research and development. I promise when I’m done, you’ll get the most accurate tickle rating on this planet.

I don’t mind at all.

Hello! No worries, friend.

So, the session I/we posted was when the lee and I were in a committed relationship, so the aftercare was a lot of words of affirmation, physical touching and embracing the feeling of being connected through a kink.

However, regarding my current experiences are different. Before I have a session with a new partner I ask them what they are comfortable with, what they want and if they want any boundaries pushed.

Even before we fully begin and the last cuff is placed on them I ask, “are you still comfortable?”. If they agree, then we continue. I do this because consent is sexy.

This is also my stance towards aftercare with them. In the past I have massaged my lees, I’ve cuddled, ran them a bath, cooked them a meal, put on a Disney movie, or a combination of them all.

Although this is a kink, I am being trusted with someone’s wellbeing and I don’t take that honour lightly.

Hello, friend!

Hi! I love you too 😘🥰

Hey, friend!

I am, thank you! There is beauty in the struggle, beauty in the process and beauty in success.

No? Did you forget?

Hear me out, instead of hanging holly, we hang a feather. Instead of kissing we tickle.