Euphoria

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

Kimichi’s so precious!!!