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Andor is so good that it makes me root for French people

face wise, i'm hobbit hot but i'm elf mid. it's not that hobbits have lower standardses, its that elfses only needses guyses who looksies like timothee chalametses. uh oh. the presiouses is workingsees.

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

is he also in front of the white house?

thats Joe Biden

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

all the tags are like omg 2012 avengers i miss you... welcome to my house, new friends. 2012 avengers never left

#oh thank god 2012 avengers fandom #I've had the most terrible dream... (via @jackironsides​)

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.