c'est la vie

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”