Put Your Hearts Up

I love that Thor’s entire demeanor in this scene can be summed up by, “I give zero fucks, kthx.”

I want to know who hung that ridiculous USO poster there, and then I want to know what Steve did to Tony in revenge.

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

this is performance art

IM LAUGHING SO HARD JUST BECAUSE SHE SLOWLY LEANS HER SEAT BACK AND IS STILL ROLLING THAT PAINT ROLL THING ON HER FACE IM

where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god

How dare we sit quietly and watch the world  p a s s  u s  b y ?