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Go! Rocky, Go!

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

🎶Paint along with Bob Ross! Joy of Painting!🎵

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

Lohen 🩸