not a phoenix

look how mad the portrait is when he pulls it down though

THE BRICKS

#are the bricks a separate sticker or did doof just peel off his own siding  #what a RICH visual gag

Given that the false window has a frame but the real one is just a square I think he bricked over the original window and then cut a square hole in his wall

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo

The divorce was not Han’s fault. A couple can’t survive their kid becoming a genocidal fascist. I would also be put off if my kid decided to join the life path of my wife’s fascist dad. If I was married.

Did they actually get divorced even? Or was Han like “I’m taking some time to digest the fact your brother tried to kill our kid and our kid decided to go down the life path of your dad who brutally tortured me. Still love you though. Bye.”

It’s not Leia’s fault but at the same time. Those child murdering generics didn’t come from the Solo side of the family.

“Ben, I just want to tell you that I love your mother very much and the divorce is 100% without a doubt absolutely your fault.”

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

Revolver Ocelot

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

Peak comedy 

fuck you for making me read this

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

finally. a well seeded fucking bracket.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

My daughter will get my tumblr account login details as a part of the inheritance

rich heritage

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Good Luck Post do your thing!!!