Babe🫧🌜

He was a warrior in the Celestial Realm.

He's a powerful demon - a Sin. If you don't consider the Demon King & Barbatos, he's probably the third most powerful demon in the entire Devildom?

He's killed angels & demons before.

I don't know if he has killed humans but he has eaten humans.

He can cause Greed in humans.

His younger brothers are actually scared of him when he gets genuinely pissed (as rare as that is).

He destroyed a whole cafe cause he got into a fight with a customer.

In his own words, he could be "eliminated and come back after 200 million years".

In the manga (which I was told is official) he scares a bunch of RAD students while doing that "having a big smile but obviously threatening you" routine and casually picks up one of the students and holds them above his head with no obvious strain.

Despite only being one Sin below him, Levi says he would never be able to defeat Mammon in a fight.

He scares off a mugger in the human world by just looking at him.

He's basically Lucifer's right hand man in both the Celestial Realm and the Devildom and usually does Lucifer's "dirty work".

In the paws event the animal he's associated with is a tiger.

So yeah, objectively Mammon's terrifying.

Except, two different humans saw him and immediately decided he was gonna be their safe space, their guardian. He actively tried to scare them off and they practically laughed in his face and then attached themselves to his side. Two humans, with no magical powers whatsoever, one of them a 9 yr old child, saw this feral, spitting, debatably evil, ancient, eldritch creature and picked him up and said "This is mine now. This is mine and he's a baby and I love him."

And they were right.

Because the second they picked him up he immediately melted into a puddle of soft gooey unconditional love.

AaAaaAA this was so much fun to make ^^ recently i’ve been running into lots of spider-deku fanart, and after re watching far from home (cuz can’t watch nwh :) ) I finally decided to give it a shot! started as a messy sketch thingy but turned into this. 

2022 will be filled with health.

2022 will be filled with kindness.

2022 will be filled with positivity.

2022 will be filled with happiness.

oh no :( i’m horny :(

(If you’re going to reblog, you have to send the person you’re reblogging it from a question or two first. Internet etiquette, be nice to each other u gremlins!!!)

Are you more kinky, or more vanilla?

Crops, floggers, or paddles?

What fictional characters are you most into right now? And/or what fantasies do you have with them?

Do you have any sex toys?

Are you a monsterfucker? What’s your favourite monster?

Do you think you’re a top or a bottom? A dom or a sub? Or a switch/verse?

What is your favourite sexual scenario you’ve ever come up with?

Are you into more taboo kinks (watersports, feet, cnc, etc?)

Are you into pet play? If so, what type of pet are you?

What do you think your favourite position would be?

Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll like?

Do you have something you haven’t tried yet, but you still KNOW you’ll dislike?

Are you a brat or are you good?

Do people assume you have more experience than you do?

Is there a thing that people do that makes you go absolutely crazy?

If you could have sex without any consequences or restrictions at all (eg. no matter how risky it is you can’t die or be hurt - more than you want to be, that is, wink wonk - and you could fit comically huge things inside you without issue), what would you do?

 Do you think you’ll prefer to give or recieve oral? (be honest, no judgement here!)

What title do you think you prefer? (eg: sir, puppy, master, slave, etc)

If money wasn’t an issue, how many sex toys would you have and what would they be?

Do you have any kinks or fetishes you really didn’t expect to be into?

What is a popular kink that you hate/don’t Get™?

Have you ever tasted yourself? Do you like how you taste?

Do you shave or let it grow?

Are you into humiliation and/or degradation?

Do you pretend someone is with you when you masturbate? (Eg. showing off for an imaginary dom)

How often do you masturbate?

Have you ever been walked in on?

How easily embarrassed are you?

What’s the horniest you’ve ever been? What did you do about it?

What’s your favourite kind of lingerie?

Do you like to be overstimulated?

Do you like porn or erotica?

Have you ever masturbated on camera/call before?

What’s your favourite part of your body?

Do you like to watch/see yourself while you do it?

Do you have a partner, or multiple partners? (this is just a free chance for you to gush about them if you do 💖)

If you have a partner, what would you do if you were with them right now?

Do you have a song that gets you in the mood?

What’s a kink you only like in specific contexts/circumstances?

Do you like penetration?

Do you like anal?

If you do want to have sex, how do you want your first time to go?

What are you looking forward to most about having sex?

Do you cum quickly or does it take longer?

How much self control do you have? Can you edge/deny yourself for a long time?

Are you loud?

Do you enjoy sexting?

Are you a “try anything once” kind of person, or do you know exactly what you want and don’t want?

What is your main masturbation fantasy at the moment?

feat. iwaizumi hajime, kuroo tetsurō, bokuto kōtarō, miya atsumu, sakusa kiyoomi, matsukawa issei, oikawa tōru, akaashi keiji, sawamura daichi

warnings. fem!reader for kuroo, but otherwise just fluff :) also mentioned of alcohol!!

IWAIZUMI calls you babe in every passing moment. a whisper of the little name falling past his lips as he wakes in the morning, stretching out to reach for you. babe, he’ll mumble, his lips brushing against your shoulder, come on, we gotta get up.

KUROO mumbles my girl on late nights, when the strumming of his guitar has finally settled into the sound of city, when your lashes flutter shut against his chest, when you’ve finally allowed yourself to rest for a moment. that’s my girl, he whispers, lets get some rest, alright?

BOKUTO calls you baby whenever he sees you, a little pout on his lips and something mischievous in his eyes. his fingers brush over your cheeks, and when you quirk a brow up at him, a smile will break onto his face. baby, you gotta trust me, he’ll say, just one rollercoaster. please?

ATSUMU murmurs angel into your lips in the mornings, when he still tastes a bit like coffee and his hands are still warm from sleep. he presses a kiss to your cheek too, burying himself as far into you as he can. ‘m gonna miss you today, angel, he mumbles, gonna miss you a lot.

SAKUSA lets the words my love slip past his lips in particularly vulnerable moments. when he’s tired and trying to drag you into bed or a shower. my love, he’ll say, hands wrapped around your wrists, face buried into your collar as he walks backwards into your room, please let me sleep.

MATSUKAWA presses teasing kisses into your cheeks as the word honey leaves his lips. he’s bright and loud and letting his laughter fall past him like he knows nothing else, hands wandering around your hips as a smirk crawls its way up his face. honey, please, come on, he’ll say, each syllable mixing with the laughter that crosses his tongue, you’re too smart to believe that.

OIKAWA whispers mi amor into your shoulder as you stand at the beach, the ocean lapping at your ankles. he’ll press a kiss to the skin there, taste the sea salt resting on you, and realize that he’s far too in love with you to ever exist anywhere that isn’t with you. i can’t believe i found you here, mi amor, he mumbles, tell me you’ll always stay with me. please.

AKAASHI whispers my dear into you while he traces over your skin, sheets pooled around his waist. he’s covered in moonlight and sweet linens, the taste of wine still lingering on his tongue. you’ve won me over, my dear, he’ll say, as if there was ever a moment where he questioned it, i’m afraid i’m yours to keep.

I’m a young trans woman living in the US with my father, who is a violent, controlling, alcoholic abuser that has been mistreating me since I was a child. The physical, financial, and emotional abuse has got worse through 2020, especially since he found out I’m trans a few months ago by invading my room and going through my private belongings. Safety is non-existent in this house and I know that if I don’t get out of here very very soon, MY FATHER IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY HARM AND PROBABLY KILL ME.

He’s extremely manipulative, I work two jobs and he takes most of my earnings from me in order to “keep it safe” when he really just spends it all. He’s constantly trying to monitor my phone calls, texts, and internet activity under the guise of “protecting me”; this is why I had to create a whole new blog that’s blank and anonymous to post this since it’s very likely he already knows my personal blog url and would have seen it otherwise.

I’ve tried to run away multiple times before and he’s found me every time. Every time my punishment was getting beaten senseless and put under stricter watch and eventually I learned to stop trying. Now I have no choice but to leave because the violence is constantly escalating and I am so terrified of what will happen to me every night when I have to go home. My father’s abuse has already stolen so much from me. There’s so much I want to do with my life someday and I don’t want to die before I have the chance. Please please PLEASE share this post when you see it and consider donating if you’re able to.

I need help raising enough money to pay for the security deposit, first and last + a few months rent on an apartment I found in another state as far from mine as possible, as well as a plane ticket to get there and necessities like food, transportation, utilities, etc when I get there as it will be a while before I can begin safely applying for jobs using my real information. I’ll have the leave the majority of my personal belongings behind in order to get out of the state as quickly as possible so the money would also go to replacing these in the new apartment. Having someone else retrieve them and send them along to me is impossible since my father is likely to destroy them once he realizes I’m gone and I don’t want anyone exposed to danger or violence at his hands. Once I’m better settled into my new location, I’d eventually also like to afford some therapy and other mental health services to deal with my trauma but that is lower on my list of priorities.

I need to raise at least $5,500 USD for this to cover these expenses and a safety net to keep me from becoming homeless while I’m establishing new life away from my father. Please don’t ask for specifics of my situation or my plans, it isn’t safe for me and my severe paranoia could send me into a serious panic. I don’t want to give too specific a timeline because I’m so fearful that my father or someone who knows him/me might see this and tell him what I’m planning but I really need to be able to flee within the next two weeks. I tried to keep this post as calm as possible so it’s easy to read but I am genuinely so afraid for my life and I get more afraid every day. I am in so much danger and staying here any longer puts my life at even more serious risk. I desperately need your help to save my life!! PLEASE reblog this post and consider donating if you’re able to!!

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why can't this man breed me already💔

oh god.... fuck.... i'm melting...

yeah, bakugou turning to look at you from where they sleep on his chest, sayin' he gave you some good babies, huh? he tells you to look how strong they're gonna be, like their daddy.

such a softy for those chubby babies, tells them they gotta eat all their pea mush before they can get out of the high chair. talks to them in a baby voice when you're not around and blushes when you inevitably catch his soft ass.