Izaya Finds Shizaya

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Shizuo: But Izaya and Celty would kill us both if I marry you.

my only explanation is that like izaya, i too have an unquenchable thirst for shizuo. (this is dedicated to ro @izanyas, who made me think about izaya touching shizuo’s muscles)

probably not but who can stop me

Izaya: Not morally. But I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

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3. Violent death: Probably not. Too anxious and paranoid to live a dangerous life. Unless I get hit by a car... I plan to live to 90 and die peacefully in my sleep

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Durarara!! x2 Ketsu OP

Shizuo: I’m his husband.

Kadota: What the fuck do we even use napkins for?

Izaya: The poison is kicking in.

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