no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

Spamton has been beaten up by two flies and a beetle in a fight over a tablet of Claritin D

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

The photo was taken as the camera was falling, that's why he's distorted; if you've seen pictures of animals taken during panorama shots you'll know what I mean. This is just a vertical version of that.