I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

@kittybroker how much?

The sneaky sniler smiling their way on the market for the low low price of only $38.90!

hand size comparison with your fave and he looks rather lackadaisical about it, but goes home to frantically stroke himself to the thought of your smaller hand gripping his cock

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.