Random Stuff

Leonardo DiCaprio winning an Oscar just caused the death of one of the greatest internet jokes of all time.

Getting a new glasses prescription is like upgrading your own graphics card

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The fact that nobody won the $900 million lottery last night pretty much rules out the possibility that mankind will discover time traveling technology.

The lottery is a great example of how if everyone just pitched in a couple dollars, how much money could be accumulated to get something big done.

Acting is a profession in which the more it appears you’re not doing the profession, the better you are at it.

Religious places never have free WiFi because no religion wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.