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dev(on) | 27 | he/him | man about town

#stealing a zero note post to make my new pinned shhhhh #idk been thinking abt chanse a lot lately

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what would you all say if i soothed my urge to remake my blog by reverting back to one i abandoned in 2018.

#i'll have to clean some stuff up first. by that i mean delete all photos of me from prior to 2020 from existence.#this particular acct is 11 years old so afaik it's my... second? my second. i still can't remember what email my original one was under.

i've heard some hotels will let you kill and eat the concierge if it's your 100th birthday or someone in your party is turning 100

#like i think most marriott locations have this rule

do you want me to fucking kill myself

#100ft robot golf strokerun hole of fame you will be the ABSOLUTE DEATH OF ME

cheaphalloweencostume

real

cheaphalloweencostume

me and every movie

#velvet goldmiiiiine my babyyyyyy

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i alone am burdened with the knowledge that craig tucker definitely listens to kesha

#disgusting is About Him actually. so.#if i'm openly craigposting now i will need a tag for it...#son boy hours

you wouldn't believe the meaningless and obscure nature of the throwaway joke i've just decided to make canon in my fic...

#i cant even say. anyway follow that egg is like a human child to me.#i post so much on here abt this fic for something i've never Actually Linked or described in any way that i write on a shameful alt account #if i actually put up chapter 6 this week i'll put it here but it's SO bad and cliche and self indulgent even i think it's poorly written #it's not for You to read it's for Me to read.#but like. i mean tell me why im naming the chapters after parts of a river.#i have 29 chaps planned of this there are NOT that many parts of a river?????

im actually having a small mental breakdown. what do you mean south park isn't dogshit anymore.

#IM FURIOUS I CANT COME CRAWLING BACK TO A TV SHOW THIS MANY TIMES #I JUST WATCHED THE CRED SPECIAL IM LOSING MY MIND??? TWEEK IN THE RIOT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING????#i cant possibly be bothered to give a shit about my reputation online anymore tbh #especially if this show is actually worth watching again i cant be held back from posting about it anymore #for too long i have lurked in the shadows..... no longer

i'm this close to losing it

#i was GONNA SAY ive been walking around my kitchen in circles wondering what goes on a sandwich

plasmapop

09/04/2026 • every time @softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet*. metrical malpractice!

*sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough

#my Mind knows this is not the same metre as modern major general but my Heart is not so easily swayed

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cutecipher

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

cutecipher

i have mixed feelings about competitive

cutecipher

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from haunted-skitty-doll reading: lemme guess you have mixed feelings on competitive cause you're not very good at it, i could get to the top of the abortion ladder ez /End ID]

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

briannyssey

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

zenaidasden

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

that-one-idiot-11

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

dailyhistoryposts

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

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molabuddy

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

frogmoss1

Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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