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@iwakeupfabulous
/sassybird/ "Oh? Did I make it to you enemy list? Too bad the feelings not mutual. I think the dragon is a better threat to me then you, lizard lips."
“Don’t feel so goddamn special, shitty bird.”
“I figured you’d be nauseated already and go on your merry fuckin’ way.”
“Oh someones feeling salty. I think you are just upset because im so pretty and youre not.”
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Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
“If you think ugly is scary then you must cry every time you look in the mirror…”
“I thought it applied to you.”
“Oh what? Thought you made me cry? Or thought I was scared of you? Because im honestly scared of how many mirrors you must break. How many years of bad luck do you have now Frankenpine.”
/sassybird/ "Oh? Did I make it to you enemy list? Too bad the feelings not mutual. I think the dragon is a better threat to me then you, lizard lips."
“Don’t feel so goddamn special, shitty bird.”
“oh my wings quiver. I’m not special. Thank god. If I was special to you lord know what happen. Oh right youd be even more insufferable, and I would be even more nauseated.”
Northern Gannet
zenonthebamf‘s worse nightmare
I dont know you. But I like you.
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Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
“If you succeed in even marring I will be tickled pink, because frankly little girls scare me more then your ugly mug does."
"Then they must be fuckin’ ugly if that’s the case.”
“If you think ugly is scary then you must cry every time you look in the mirror...”
Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
"I am going to deep fry you.”
"If you succeed in even marring I will be tickled pink, because frankly little girls scare me more then your ugly mug does."
Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
"you want to go. Ill make it where you will need a seeing eye dog."
"Not before I pluck the fucking feathers off you one by one.”
"Ive taken on fish that threatened my life more than you."
Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
"The fuck? Do you want to die?”
"you want to go. Ill make it where you will need a seeing eye dog."
Zenon's hair brings all the birds to the yard!
And they’re like:
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Hey fuckin' bird.
1. First impression:
'What the hell is this thing. It smells like something that disagreed with me once.'
Super intimidated because zenon man
2. Truth is:
'Id rather have the thing that made me sick.'
COOLEST SWEETIE PIE WHO PUTS UP WITH MY IDEAS
3. How old do you look:
'I dont know and I do not care'
I dont know... 4. Have you ever made me laugh:
'.......... Your face amused me a bit.'
YES 5. Have you ever made me mad:
'Your presence offends me even now.'
NOPE6. Best feature:
'Your eye is shiny. Id like to add it to my colection of shiny things'
Uhhh uhhhh uhhh7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
'I dont breed with mutated porcupines'
In the wise words of Jessica rabbit 'he makes me laugh' Sense of humor. Like in a bro sort of crush...8. You’re my:
'Morning dissapointment'
YOU ARE MY FRIEND ID LIKE TO SAY9. Name in my phone:
'I am a bird... I dont have a phone. If I did though you would not get my number'
I dont have you in my phone bu if I did it be birb bro10. Should you post this too?
You already did!
mutuals this is actually really fun go
Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
Hey. Iwakeupfabulous (I WILL NEVER STOP)
Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
[ YOUUUUU! Zenon wants in xD ]
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Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
"Why the fuck am I having a conversation with a damn bird?" Was he losing his mind? Or was he that bored?
"I am surprised that you have the brain capacity to understand me." The bird said with a roll of its head. "Though I wish you did not."
-stares-
"Take a picture looser. It will last longer." The bird said as it bobbed along in the waves.
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Fabulous and..... less then Fabulous
"I don’t appreciate that look, damn bird."
"Oh? You cant handle the look I am giving you. I am thoroughly surprised." The bird looked at the man. The look of actual surprise on its face.
"The hell's a bird doing here?"
The bird regarded the, thing, in its territory with a look that said all. "The hells a mutated porcupine doing here?'
