Ivy’s Basement

FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPENED THE APP WAS A PAIRE OF TITS AND OTHER SEXUAL THINGS HUUUHHH????

Aziraphale : Crowley , you love me, right?

Aziraphale : What are you passionate about?

Aziraphale : Don’t worry, I got this.

Aziraphale : *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Crowley : What-?

Aziraphale : I swallowed a glow stick!

Spoiler for s2 if u haven't watched it

When Gabriel came to the bookshop and was kinda interrogated by Aziraphale he said something bad is about to happen to him was that about the whole mess just him not wanting to be put in a lower class or because he was controlled from the start and now that Aziraphale help him escape with Beelzibub now they want to use Aziraphale as a replacement

That's why Metatron came after him because he would have decline the other angels but not him because he looked up at him and he thought he will get finally validation from heaven

Arthur: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Arthur: Mind your language!

Merlin: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Arthur:

Merlin: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Arthur: wh?! *catches the apple at looks at him shocked*

Merlin: what? I mean it *told him he’ll get him smt to snack on after he ends his chores*

Arthur: u do? *remembers what Morgana told him about Greek myths*

Next day

Uther in complete despair: now I proclaim u husband and husband

Arthur smiling with tears in his eyes

Merlin fucking confused but not complaining

Morgana and Gwen looking smug in the background

The Greek myth in question I was inspired of

Merlin : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Arthur: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Merlin : *glares at Arthur*