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And of course.....whatever the heck this was

And in reality she literally plastered her EXACT wedding date including month day and year on a wedding cake at least 5 years in advance of the wedding and 2 years before she ever even met Travis

I have one question for the masses....

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??????

(You can literally see she gave the "1's" a tail to serve dual purpose as 7's and this went over my head for farrrr too long)

This was also DIRECTLY following Taylor saying on The Tonight Show the night Red TV dropped, "Can I plan something 3 years in advance? I think I'm gonna try" which took place on Nov 11th 2021

And remember when Taylor flashed 55 during 22 instead of 2 2s??

Well between her claiming she'd plan events years in advance and the wedding was exactly 55 months and 22 days....

Consider that one solved ✅

And now Karlie's on the tonight show for S13 Ep 133 when Taylor was last on S13 Ep 8 which both appearances were exactly 8 months 3 weeks and 30 days apart and Taylor's original debut to Fallon was 8/13/2014. AND Bebe Rexha is on the episode with Karlie when her birthday ships Kaylor's birthdays together because it's 8/30/1989. AND the other feature Jim Galligan was born on July 7th aka the Speak Now TV release date which is named after a song about.. crashing A WEDDING ! ! !

"Oh my god! She's insane! She planned her fake wedding date 5 years in advance with a man she had *publicly* never even associated with before at the time" (but you know who did...??? KARLIE!! and Travis was publicly at Karlie's Florida house party just 6 months after this MV dropped...

“Este's a friend of mine” ->

S[wift]T[aylor] is a friend of me, u & i (but also man! aka human exclamation point)

“Este's been losing sleep

Her husband's acting different and it smells like infidelity”

I’m [ST] is married to the hustle and now I know the life of a showgirl, babe

JUST&T MARRIED! -> just 🥨 T married! (pretzel day is on the same day as lesbian visibility day)

“Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen”

“And I've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene”

Three Taylors. She kills two of her others personas.

“Two graves, one gun”

thinking about how karlie showing up to the wedding gives the type of ppl who [don't know the word kaylor but comment about taylor swift on reddit] the space to exhibit their knowledge on the subject, all the while lamenting their disapproval!

you may look down on such nonsense, but here you are, detailing for us precisely what ought to be laughed at!🤭

And how TLOASG vinyls are shaped like matchbooks 🔥

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