erik ◎ minneapolis

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool

…..I’m sorry what?

scaly pride

You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend

And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!

are the straights okay?