What Is Going On?

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?