I'm not a Karen

Call me sick, but I love making up stories about how you won your sister's heart. Why does everyone think incest is disgusting? This is amazing😯!

Call me sick, but I love making up stories about how you won your sister's heart. Why does everyone think incest is disgusting? This is amazing😯!

your mom didn't want to play with me and for that I spanked her on the chest🪰

I think today i something important but i can't remember what.. do you know what's so important today, Stan?

You ok?

Did you tell someone i supplied you with alcohol? (bojackhorsemanobviously) like.. you were maybe just drunk or something and it slipped out because your angry that i threw your drink away. I'm not mad at you i just need to get this cleared up.

...    Relax Bojack, you don’t want to go to prison for assaulting a minor..

The world is shitty with alcohol i did you a favor , trust me that shit just makes you feel worse and you end up banging some chick and have to live knowing you almost had a kid but then you paid for that abortion and then your fatherless and all alone and no one loves you.....

....Huh? My dad drinks and I don't think that's happened to him, ...probably.

Quick, kill him. Now.

Tell your parents that you're not a toy and you don't need to be picked up!😤

Upsys daisy! Grabs Stan by his waist and suddenly throws him on his shoulder

Your mother doesn't need you anymore she has me now (Ted)