all my pretty little lies

what if I just randomly came back to tumblr lmao

i forgot this blog had a glitch back in 2016 or smthn tho that drafted the same video over 6,000 times and I’m in hell!!! maybe ill make a new blog lmao

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

MUHLANEE

This is what it feels like when auditory processing just shuts off

holy shit “if you can’t treat me like a person bc autistic is in front of it, maybe the word isn’t the problem”

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

I can’t wait to read Dr. Chuck Tingle’s new hit novel Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus, which is the only novel about a wizard in England that anyone has ever written.

I’m curious like in all good faith what’s his actual writing like? Are these actually readable?

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today