Ivanposting

addiction is horrible but i havent thought much about smoking ever since me and bestie gouged the lithium battery out my vape with our bare hands and got nauseous. this is your sign to gouge out the lithium battery with your bare handsjhe7(387677(,87(&@92*{${<%%%<$]**^##%^^**#####

i feel like i could eat a leaf rn man. like fuck it up

its kinda nice having nobody but markovwow seeing my posts . hey bro👋

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

no therapist can prepare you for your family

but neither can any therapist prepare my family for me . thats right . im evil as fuck . (EATS EVERY WIRE)