SomeGayGuy

. thinks he is the goodest and specialist boy EVER

. probably has like... 0.2 gpa and teachers should be allowed to publicly execute him

. its not that he isn't smart he just genuinely doesn't give a SHIT about school and does barely enough work to pass

. used to carry around a little bucket of animal bones (YES I GOT THIS FROM JEFFREY DAHMER) + would dig them up out of the ground and for some reason always knew where they were located and his family would call him 'grave robber' as a kid

. cannot sit still and sometimes if he has to for too long has weird little spasms where he just shivers or jumps but its over in half a second so sometimes people look twice at him because What the Fuck

. chews on stuff. biter. loves biting people. bites billy a lot but he's only allowed to do it someplace people wont see because billy would kill him otherwise

. NSFW probably but he looks like he would be a bottom/sub-top or something like that.maybe switch. I don't know. he is probably into weird as shit stuff but that's basically a given

. god told me he broke his nose once running down the sidewalk to meet billy when they were younger then ate absolute PAVEMENT right in front of him

. billy tried really hard not to laugh but let out a few chuckles because I mean how could you not because this tall ass guy is just sprawled on the ground like a corpse extra in a movie itd be hilarious

. stu hit his growth spurt at like 12 and then just grew a whole bunch in a short amount of time and felt so so strange like a giant and walked kind of hunched over for a while because he was taller than everyone else his age

. probably calls billy at atrocious hours of the night to say two words and then hold back laughter when billy was confused as to what the hell he meant saying 'onion rings' and then just going quiet

. big fat liar and has done it his whole life and would just straight up lie to kids he met at the playground when he was younger. like Hey Who are You my name is John James Buchanon My Dad is in The Cartel and other kids would be like. what

. throws eggs at passing cars

. had a tire swing in a tree in his backyard and still latches onto it like a koala and has people push him in the swing he don't gaf

. doesn't usually express much of his inner most feelings but when he does its like he's having a fucking episode, either he's throwing things or panicking so bad he cant breathe there's no in between