As season 13 started filming yesterday, I thought I’d do a very short summary (in simple, clear, alphabetical, bullet point form) of what the characters were dragged through over the past year.
Spent majority of season being Meredith’s tell-it-how-it-is brother.
Asked Jo to marry him, many many times.
Held a dead baby and made us all weep.
Only punched one person- the whole season.
Was mainly put to one side and deserved so much more screentime.
Became the mostly-naked member of Lady Chief Trifecta.
Broke her sobriety over Mer being a bitch and Owen being a dick.
Gave a lot of wisdom-ny advice to a lot of people.
Married Owen after a minor freakout over a slushy.
He was relevant for a bit.
Couldn’t handle a woman’s P-O-W-E-R.
May start season 13 with a bruise or two.
Pulled a lot of g r e a t facial expressions.
Was an excellent best man until she became an excellent mother instead.
Got drunk and hilariously awkward at a dinner party.
Got herself a wingman and scored, a lot.
Broke April’s trust and got a lot of hate for it.
Went through a traumatic custody battle and won.
Gave the win up to benefit her whole family. All-round hero.
Just kept cutting into people in the middle of corridors…
But was forgiven cos he delivered a baby and saw April’s vagina.
Taught Maggie how to punch properly.
Arizona wanted her to be happy.
Like most seasons, spent the majority of the time saying oneliners.
Raised one eyebrow a lot.
Tried to meddle. Everywhere, all the time. Bless her.
Sat on a rocking horse at dinner.
Followed Jo Wilson round like a puppy.
Managed to get through the divorce still looking pretty.
Gave dating advice to Meredith.
Spent majority of time being cryptic.
Got jealous of Stephanie at work.
Lived in Meredith’s shadow somewhere.
Actually married and called Regina George.
Had sex with DeLuca instead.
Tried desperately hard to keep Lady Cheif Trifecta together.
Fell in love with bacon. Oh, and Riggs. But mainly bacon.
Was late for work a lot due to carpool.
Fought for a salary she actually deserved.
Took Owen’s side but actually ended up sleeping with Riggs.
Just about tollerated Amelia by the time she was her bridesmaid.
Got attacked and had her jaw wired shut.
Made us all cry over a blanket.
Became Chief of Lady Place.
Went back to bossing people around. Thank God.
Never let her silly husband’s wounded ego get to her.
Found out where the scrubs were.
Bought Amelia a vodka tonic.
Riled Owen up without doing much.
Accidentally made 2/3rds of Lady Cheif Trifecta fall in love with him.
Admitted he felt relieved.
Realised everything does actually need to be talked about.
Turned out to be a cracking surgeon.
As in all seasons, proved that he will always be the chief.
Tried to unmeddle everything Catherine meddled.
Found out his biological daugher was a wildcat.
Gave Meredith some good fatherly advice.
Struggled to deal with a patient in pain because of her childhood.
Got put in her place by her boss.
Fell in love with Guitar Hero… who’s now dead, obviously.
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