ItsTheBrisKnees

Idk but we can share if u want

woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u

NOOOOOOOOOO

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

i hate when a pump dispenser like shampoo or soap gets low and you have to jack it off and make it cum

i feel like if i grabbed my brain and shook it around it would make the same sound as when you swirl your little straw in an iced coffee. clinkclankclinkclinkclank. wishwoosh. clickclank. you know?

mine would be when you crumple up a bunch of notebook paper

schlorp

he turned himself into a couch. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

‘tis that time of year

god i’ve missed you

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

This is so fun its just like Jenga