When You Leave

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

It got. SO. MUCH. BETTER!!!!!!

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

this is going to be in history books

there was NO reason for me to make this

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

Muffy is a stone cold bitch and that is why we would be hunties

that was crazy arthur isnt real