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princess

Kyle: *looks over at Kenny*

Kenny: *tries to drink water while laying on the couch*

Kenny: *accidentally waterboards himself, coughs for 5 seconds*

Kyle:

i was just thinking about this today actually. i mean, i definitely think stan is kind of jocky b/c why else would he have three football lamps and an endless supply of john elway-centric merchandise but not in the sense that he’s just big and mean and dumb but that he’s athletic and enjoys being active and he’s a good leader. he works well in teams! and that’s a very useful skill. i guess i tend to think of stan as being mostly average when it comes to academics? he’s a solid b student in my mind.. i do like that hc though and if anything i like it even more thinking about stan working that much harder to achieve his goal

won’t you help me sober up

all the big kids, they got drunk