Life is Life.

if plants give us oxygen, then aren’t plants really the ones farming us, feeding us their food(oxygen) until we eventually die and are put into the ground, which they then consume.

People try to be responsible with money so that they can afford to be irresponsible with money

If you donate blood you’ll always be in someone elses heart;)

I quit my job at the helium gas factory; I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.

It’s strange how hundreds of years ago someone would listen to a piece of music, decide they like it and then would probably never be able to hear the same piece again

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not okay for several days.