You may experiance anger,insanity and blood loss

"You’re not gonna believe who did this." "Try me." "No, seriously. His name is Hit-Monkey."  [Deadpool #19]

  "True. But maybe we can stay away from water for a bit." He glared at the substance as if it was somehow it’s fault.

If only. *Once he was sure he wasn’t going to barf again, he stepped back from the side of the boat.* Alright, I think I’m good.

He looked relieved to hear that. “Great. Maybe you can get us to land.” He had had enough boat riding for today thank you very much. 

Okie-dokie. *he walked over tho the wheel.* Alright. Which way's land?

  "We both really need to avoid these type of things," he commented, looking on with a wince.

Yep, but we won’t. Not apart of the job description.

"True. But maybe we can stay away from water for a bit." He glared at the substance as if it was somehow it’s fault.

If only. *Once he was sure he wasn't going to barf again, he stepped back from the side of the boat.* Alright, I think I'm good.

  His expression softened slightly. “Take your time, I suppose. We’re far out enough that we shouldn’t be in any danger of crashing.”

Altight, sounds good. *A few moments later, Wade stood up, leaned over the side of the boat, and threw up.* ugh….return to the sea where you belong, water. Oow.

"We both really need to avoid these type of things," he commented, looking on with a wince.

Yep, but we won't. Not apart of the job description.

  He hmphed once. “When you’ve recovered from drowning, you’d better go back to steering it.”

Right away, captain. *he flopped back down on his back.* I feel like I’m gonna puke.

His expression softened slightly. “Take your time, I suppose. We’re far out enough that we shouldn’t be in any danger of crashing.”

Altight, sounds good. *A few moments later, Wade stood up, leaned over the side of the boat, and threw up.* ugh....return to the sea where you belong, water. Oow.

Making a face he pulled back. “Good your awake. You know I have no idea how to operate this boat right?”

*Wade sat up and coughed.* Oof…yeah, I figured that since I went flying through the air with the greatest of ease.

He hmphed once. “When you’ve recovered from drowning, you’d better go back to steering it.”

Right away, captain. *he flopped back down on his back.* I feel like I'm gonna puke.

Making a face he pulled back. “Good your awake. You know I have no idea how to operate this boat right?”

*Wade sat up and coughed.* Oof...yeah, I figured that since I went flying through the air with the greatest of ease.

While on a Boat, My Muse is suddenly thrown into the water, Your Muse jumps in and rescues them. But Upon bringing them aboard the the ship again, Your Muse finds mine is not breathing, and gives them CPR. Send "COME BACK TO LIFE!" For My Muse's reaction to waking up with Your Muse pressing their mouth to Mine...

It sucks. Trust me.

He glanced over at him. “I think I will on that.” He had no interest in experiencing that type of thing for himself.

Anywhoooooo, we should watch a movie. =w=

He raised an eyebrow but didn’t seem to object to the idea. “Do you have anything in mind?”

I have a bunch of Disney movies.

  "Yeah, but if I’m feeling the cold of outer space I’d probably be dead from lack of air so it wouldn’t matter."

It sucks. Trust me.

He glanced over at him. “I think I will on that.” He had no interest in experiencing that type of thing for himself.

Anywhoooooo, we should watch a movie. =w=

  His eyes were rolling now. “Well we could always move away from the parrot if it’s so dangerous.”

Hmph. Fine, but don’t come crying to me when you find a parrot trying to get in your house holding a knife.

"I don’t think I’d have to worry to much about that," he snorted. "As long as it isn’t mutated or something I’d think I’d be able to take care of a parrot."

So you say.

He crossed his arms and glared at him. “That isn’t true.”

Only sometimes.

He just crossed his arms and let out a hmph at that.

Aw, come one, don't pout, now.   owo;

  "I’m sure it does," he agreed. "And no thanks. I’m not going to purposely go somewhere colder without a good reason."

Outer space is even colder. =w=

"Yeah, but if I’m feeling the cold of outer space I’d probably be dead from lack of air so it wouldn’t matter."

It sucks. Trust me.

  "Hmph." He settled against Wade. "Especially the nights. It makes me seriously consider moving somewhere warmer sometimes."

Tell me about it. Try living in Canada, it gets cold as hell up there in some places.

"I’m sure it does," he agreed. "And no thanks. I’m not going to purposely go somewhere colder without a good reason."

Outer space is even colder. =w=

He crossed his arms and glared at him. “That isn’t true.”

Only sometimes.