C.ombustible U.incorns N.egotiate T.actical S.tunt

FLOOF BOOF doubles as a cozy pillow and a smiling kissy monster

i mean at least i tried right

fox burrito

Smile!

Meet Moose. He doesn’t want his friend to go back to college. 13/10 looks like you’re staying home John

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

fuck you, lady

problem solved