Dive in Deep

All cops have small dick energy and that’s tea

Bitch

Ya mama

i nominate post malone for queer eye

the worst part about this is that he is aware of this and still chooses to be…. like that.

the second i stop being depressed the world better watch out. im gonna be unstoppable. until then im gonna go sleep for 16 hours and forget to eat. but once thats over u better sleep with one eye open. 

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

everyone knows that kids w divorced parents can have a rlly tough childhood but honestly let’s take a moment and consider the kids who’s parents never got divorced yet kept fighting and arguing every day… sometimes divorce is for the best option, both for partners and especially their kids

My mom says we can never understand what it’s like to grow up with one parent but we have always told her conversely she doesn’t know what it’s like to grow up with two parents who are physically and emotionally abusive towards each other

Divorce is not the worst thing that can happen to your marriage and it’s definitely not the worst thing that can happen to your kids.

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

this is what i came here for

That’s so pure omgawd

Is that Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

Why I reckon that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome